First Recording on Gramaphone - Rig Veda

His Masters Voice (HMV) had once published a pamphlet giving the history of gramophone record. Gramophone was invented byThomas Alva Edison in the 19th century. Edison, who had invented many other gadgets like electric light and the motion picture camera, had become a legend even in his own time.

 

YOU THINK MUKESH AMBANI DOESN'T HAVE PROBLEMS ?

Mukesh bhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor,  has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes bye to Nita bhabhi on 16th floor, says ‘see you’ to his children on 13th floor and goes down on 3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 Crore BMW to office, but then he finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs.

But on which floor?

Coffee with Yamaraja

One Day...Yamraja came to a Guy and said: "Hey, today is your last day!"

 

Guy:  "But i'm not ready!". :-) :-)

Yamraja said:  "Well today your name is the first on my list...".

 

Hunzakuts

The Hunzakuts

 

In the Hunza valley somewhere up the Himalayan mountain ranges, ethnic people called Hunzakuts live. They are able to do superhuman feats and have the endurance that surpasses that of well-known athletes. They can climb up and down cliffs and run for miles along narrow mountain passages without feeling tired. Even elderly Hunzakuts do these feats. They live over 100 years. These people are generally brave, yet patient and cheerful. They remain free from diseases and are excellently healthy.

 

How To Describe Emotions In One Word

There are plenty of emotions that we feel on a daily basis, but have trouble explaining to others. There are more words to describe how we feel than "angry," "happy," and "sad." Hopefully this collection of words will help, express ourselves in a way that we usually can't.

 

A rare conversation between Ramkrishna Paramahansa & Swami Vivekananda

1. Swami Vivekanand:- I can’t find free time. Life has become hectic.

Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you free.

2. Swami Vivekanand:- Why has life become complicated now?

Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Stop analyzing life.. It makes it complicated. Just live it.

 

பிறரை வாழ வைத்து வாழ்வோம் ...

புகழ்பெற்ற  கல்லறை  வாசகங்களாக  யாரோ  எழுதியதை  இன்று  படித்தேன் ...மிகவும்  பொருத்தமாகவே  இருந்தது ..

புகழ்பெற்ற  கவிஞர்  ஷெல்லி  தனது  தாயாரின்  கல்லறையில்  பொறித்திருந்த  கல்லறை  கவிதை ..." சப்தமிட்டு  நடக்காதீர்கள் , இங்கே  தான்  என் அருமைத் தாயார்  இளைப்பாறிக்கொண்டிருக்கிறார்கள் ",

உலகப்பேரழகி  கிளியோபாட்ராவின்  கல்லறை  வாசகம் ,"  உலகத்திலேயே  அழகானப் பிணம்   இங்கே  உறங்கிக்கொண்டிருக்கிறது . நல்ல  வேளை  இவள்  பிணமானாள் ,  இல்லாவிட்டால்   இந்தக் கல்லறைக்குள்  ரோமாபுரி  சாம்ராஜ்யமே  பிணமாகியிருக்கும் ".

வாழ்வதற்கு பணம் தேவையாக இருக்கிறது

பணம் சம்பாதிக்கவோ, நீ, உன் வாழ்ககையையே தொலைக்க வேண்டியிருக்கிறது. இது ஒரு பொல்லாத வளையம். நீ வாழ வேண்டுமென்றால் உனக்கு பணம் தேவை,பணம் வேண்டுமென்றால் பலதோடும் ஒத்துப்போக வேண்டியுள்ளது. அதன் பிறகு வாழ்வதற்கு உன்னிடம் வாழ்க்கை இருக்காது.

 

பணம் இருக்கும் : வாழ்க்கை இருக்காது.

 

ஒரு மகன் தன் அப்பாவைப்பற்றி என்ன நினைக்கிறான்?

4 வயதில்-
என் அப்பா தான் பெஸ்ட். அவரை விடச் சிறந்த அப்பா ஒருவரும் இல்லை.
6 வயதில்-
என் அப்பாவுக்கு எல்லோரையுமே தெரியும்.

Kissing Facts

1. The science of kissing is called philhematology

2. On the average, a person spends 20,160 minutes (two weeks) of his life on kissing.

SOME GOLDEN THOUGHTS OF THIRUKKURAL

1. If your child lies to you often, it is because you over-react too harshly to their inappropriate behaviour.

2. If your child is not taught to confide in you about their mistakes, you’ve lost them.

Things That Feed The Soul.

A man went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He thought the bird might fill some of his lonely hours. The very next day, however, he came back to complain, "That bird doesn't talk."

The store owner asked if he had a mirror in its cage, and the man said he didn't. "Oh, parrots love mirrors," he explained. "When he sees his reflection in the mirror, he'll just start talking away." So he sold him a birdcage mirror.

Most of us value the art of giving, theoretically

But when it comes to giving away our last available resource, our faith isn't strong enough to trust even our Creator.  We fall into the trap of "What if" suspicion.

There is a legend of a man who was lost in the desert, dying of thirst. He stumbled on until he came to an abandoned house. Outside the dilapidated, windowless, weather–beaten, deserted shack was a pump. He stumbled forward and began pumping furiously, but no water came from the well. Then he noticed a small jug with a cork at the top and a note written on the side: "You have to prime the pump with water, my friend. P.S. And fill the jug again before you leave." He pulled out a cork and saw that the jug was full of water.

Is our communication with God any different?

A construction supervisor from 6th floor of the building was calling a worker working on the ground floor. Because of construction noise, the worker on ground floor did not hear his supervisor calling.

To draw his attention, the supervisor threw a 10 rupee note from up which fell right around in front of the worker. The worker picked up the 10 rupee note, put it in his pocket & continued with his work.

Again to draw the attention of worker, the supervisor now threw a 500 rupee note & the worker did the same, picked the 500 rupee note, put it in his pocket & continued with his work.

Now to draw attention of the worker, the supervisor picked a small stone & threw it on the worker. The stone hit exactly the worker's head. This time the worker looked up & the supervisor communicated with the worker.

Monkey Business

There were lot of monkeys in a village.

One day a merchant came to that village to buy these monkeys.

He announced that he will buy a monkey @  hundred rupees each.

The villagers thought that this man is mad. They thought  , how can somebody buy stray monkeys. Does anybody give 100 rupees for these useless monkeys? 

Purpose is more important than need

In the National Geographic channel, we have seen lion chasing deer and finally eating it.

But do we know......9 out of 10 times, deer wins, i.e escapes ?  Wonder why ?

Only a very few remember what life was like before

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind.

She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her.

A 99.95% challenge that you will have a wrong answer

Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down from bus at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was killed.

We would most probably say "Lucky we got down"

Philosophical Quotes

Happiness is like a butterfly,

You run after it, it keeps flying away.

If you stand still it comes & sits on your shoulders.

Wish you the most happiest moments!

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The only one who will not break your heart is the one who made it.
So always trust & share your problems with GOD

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HAPPINESS is HIDDEN Within You

A Man Asked A Sculptor:

"How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?"

He Replied:

"Idols & Images Are Already Hidden There...

I only remove unwanted stone..!"

Moral : Your HAPPINESS is HIDDEN Within You, Just Remove Your WORRIES!

"My Foot" philosophy

The foot that is forward has no pride & the foot behind has no shame...

because they both know that their situation will change !

Let's live life like a pair of walking feet

Nothing in the nature lives for itself

Rivers don't drink their own water
Trees don't eat their own fruit
Sun doesn't give heat for itself
Moon doesn't ever go on honeymoon
Flowers don't spread fragrance for themselves
Moral : Living for Others is the Rule of Nature...

The Dirty Laundry story

A young couple moved into a new neighborhood.

The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman watches her neighbor hang the washed laundry outside.

"That laundry is not very clean", she said, "she doesn't know how to wash correctly”.

ஆண்களுக்கும் பிரச்சினைகள் இருக்குங்க

1. ஒரு ஆண் கடுமையா உழைச்சா… பொண்டாட்டியைக் கண்டுக்க மாட்டேங்கறான்னு மட்டம் தட்டுவாங்க

2 .பொண்டாட்டியை கவனிச்சுக்கிட்டா.. அவளையே சுத்தி சுத்தி வரான். வேலை வெட்டி இல்லாத பயன்னு கட்டம் கட்டு வாங்க..

Attitude is everything

There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

'Well', she said, 'I think I'll braid my hair today?'

So she did and she had a wonderful day.

யாரையும் குறைவாக எண்ணக்கூடாது

விஞ்ஞானி ஒருவர்.. தன் காரில் பயணம் செய்து கொண்டு இருந்தார்… வழியில் டயர் பஞ்சர் ஆகி விட்டது..

கடை ஏதும் இல்லை.. கடை குறைந்தது ஒரு கிலோமீட்டர் தூரம் இருக்கிறது..கூட யாரும் வராததால் அவரே டயரை மாற்ற ஆரம்பித்தார்...

MONEY IS YOURS BUT RESOURCES BELONG TO THE SOCIETY

Germany is a highly industrialized country. In such a country, many will think its people lead a luxurious life.

When we arrived at Hamburg , my colleagues walked into the restaurant, we noticed that a lot of tables were empty. There was a table where a young couple was having their meal. There were only two dishes and two cans of beer on the table. I wondered if such simple meal could be romantic, and whether the girl will leave this stingy guy.

Height of Work Pressure

I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as I finished I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.

Wait For Your Time

Alphabet 'A', 'B', 'C' & 'D' Do Not Appear Anywhere in the Spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'D' Comes For The First Time in Hundred)
Letters 'A', 'B' & 'C' Do Not Appear Anywhere in the Spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'A' Comes For The First Time in Thousand) .
Letters 'B' & 'C' Do Not Appear Anywhere in the Spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'B' Comes For The First Time in Billion) .
And Letter 'C' Does Not Appear Anywhere in the Spellings Of Entire English Counting.
"C" Appears First time in crore !! . .
Everyone has to wait for their turn..
Think of it !!

What Would You Die For?

Do You Know What You Would Die For? An Ancient Story Tells Of Two Great Warriors, Cyrus And Cagular. Cyrus, Of Course, Was The Noted Emperor Of Persia And Cagular Was A Little-Known Chieftain Who Consistently Repelled Cyrus' Attacks.

Cagular's Troops Tore The Persian Army Apart Time And Time Again As They Resisted Cyrus' Attempts To Expand His Southern Border. Finally, Cyrus Amassed His Whole Army, Surrounded Cagular, Cap­tured Him, And Brought Him To The Capitol For Trial And Execution.

அலுவலக கீதை

தம்பி!!!

!! நீ தனியாகத்தான் வந்தாய், தனியாகத்தான் போவாய்.

Benefits of Kissing, Hugging and Flirting

Human touch plays a crucial role in human connection, development and healing. Simple acts of kissing, hugging and flirting have astounding healing powers & are proven to reduce stress, lower blood pressure, and just simply make us feel good.

ஜூடோ சேம்பியன்

ஜப்பானில் பத்து வயதுப் பையன் ஒருவன் இருந்தான். ஜூடோ சாம்பியனாக வேண்டும் என்பது அவனுடைய கனவு. ஆனால் அவனுக்கு இடது கை கிடையாது. கையும் காலும் வலுவாய் இருப்பவர்களுக்கே ஜூடோ சாம்பியன் ஆவது சிம்ம சொப்பனம். கையில்லாத பையன் என்ன செய்வான் ? பல மாஸ்டர்களிடம் போனான். எல்லோரும் அவனை பரிதாபமாய்ப் பார்த்துவிட்டு திருப்பி அனுப்பிவிட்டார்கள். கடைசியில் ஒரு குரு அவனுக்கு ஜூடோ கற்றுத் தர ஒப்புக் கொண்டார்.

You Do God's Work And God Himself Takes Care Of You

One day Krishna & Arjuna were taking their usual walk, when they came across an old Brahmin begging, taking pity on his condition, Arjuna gave him a bag of gold coins.

The man was overjoyed. On his way to home, he was robbed by a thief in the forest. He cursed his fate and the next day set off to beg again.

Arjuna & Krishna saw him again & got to know his story. Arjuna once again took pity and gave him a large diamond.

Life Filled With Happiness Or A Meaningful Life? - A Discussion

Zackir : If you were to choose only one of the two, which one would you? A life filled with happiness or a meaningful life?

Meaningful life and a happy life often go hand-in-hand, but not always. 

A research suggests...Meaning (separate from happiness) is not connected with whether one is healthy, has enough money, or feels comfortable in life, while happiness (separate from meaning) is connected to them

Usefulness Is From Emptiness

We join spokes together in a wheel, but it is the center hole that makes the wagon move.

The usefulness of the wheel is always in that empty innermost. We shape clay into a pot, but it is the space inside that holds whatever we want. The usefulness of the pot is always in that empty innermost.

We cut walls, floor, ceiling, doors and windows for a house, but it is the inner space that makes it livable. The usefulness of a house is always in that empty innermost.
 
We work with being, but non-being is what we use. 

Profit comes from external form, but usefulness comes from the emptiness

Therefore, something is shaped into what is; but its usefulness comes from what is not.

Who is Happy?

A Crow was absolutely satisfied in life.

But one day he saw a swan...

This swan is so white and I am so black...crow thought.

This swan must be the happiest bird in the world.

He expressed his thoughts to the swan.

In The Flower Shop

The woman was strolling through a shopping mall when she noticed a poster announcing a new flower shop. When she went in, she got a shock; she saw no vases, no arrangements, and it was God in person who stood behind the counter.

We Spend A Good Deal Of Our Life And Energy Trying To Please Others

Mother and son are at a snack-bar. After taking the mother’s order, the waitress turns to the boy:

“And what will you be wanting?”

“A hotdog.”

FAITH IS NOT IN BELIEF

A man was chased off a cliff by a tiger. He fell, and just managed to hold onto a branch. Six feet above him stood the tiger, snarling. A hundred feet below, a violent sea lashed fierce-looking rocks. To his horror, he noticed that the branch he was clutching was being gnawed at its roots by two rats. Seeing he was doomed, he cried out, "O God, save me!"

Asking One To Excuse And Forgive Takes A Lot Of Courage

Since we win over our ego. . .It's worth it.  An incident in Michelangelo's life....

A piece of art, whatever form it may be reflects the artist. Once Michelangelo was engaged in painting Jesua Christ while working in the Sistine chapel. The work was close to completion with just a few strokes of the finishing touches.

However the great artist was dissatisfied as the completed look of Jesus would not emerge. He found that the visage of Jesus lacked the softness and femininity that would actually bring the work to the desired completion.

On an inward reflection, he came to understand that he had fought with one of his friends and that the bitterness still lingered within him. He suddenly remembered the words of Christ that when goes to pray with bitterness towards another, one has to first rush to his friend and seek his forgiveness before indulging in prayer.

Michelangelo immediately rushed out of the chapel and sought the forgiveness of the friend, clearing even the least trace of hatred. He then pursued with his painting. Jesus then emerged beautifully in his work of art as his heart was in complete tune with the work. 

Pleasing Act - A Group Discussion

Zackir : We can spend our whole life doing what we don’t want to do, and die. Or we can spend our life doing what we do want to do, and die. The end result is the same. The question is whether or not we are going to enjoy ourselves in the meantime.
 

Yesterday, I received a video of a respectable and celebrated poet / song writer, addressing an audience, on the most controversial topic in India.

 

Forgive and Forget - A Group Discussion

Zackir : We do exactly what is preached. . . . "Forgive & Forget".  Yet, when we see the person who hurt us or hear of him/her, the old anger & hatred returns afresh. Why ?

Suresh :  I think we wear an act to forgive/forget, while deep rooting the grudge (unconsciously) with a picture of the situation or the person into our sub conscious. Unless we deliberately erase ... we will fall trap. One thing (to a degree) helped me is through the blesses and we'll wishes towards that person in a positive way. Law of nature is ... What one Give is What is Received. This may sound too simple, but a fact that require patience. So, believe in it with patience. My 2¢.

ஆங்கிலம் தமிழிலிருந்து வந்தது

ஆதாரம் இதோ...........

 

W.W skeat என்பவர், The Etymological dictionary of the English language இல் உள்ள 14,286 சொற்களில் 12,960 வார்த்தைகள் தமிழிலிருந்து வந்தவை (அதாவது 90% வார்த்தைகள் தமிழிலிருந்து வந்தவை) என்கிறார் ஆய்வின்படி.

The Obedient Wife

There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...

 

PAKKA engineer - Concept of Capacitor

External  examiner: to an engineering student :

Why does a capacitor stops DC but allows AC to pass through?

 

Student : Sir, capacitor is like this  ---| |---

DC comes straight like this  ------ & the capacitor stops it.  But AC Goes UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN like this
   . --- .
.'          '.
----||-------||----.
              '.          .'
                ' --- '
and jumps over the capacitor!

External Examiner : After 30 years of experience.. today I understood the concept of capacitor

அனுபவமே கடவுள்

பிறப்பின் வருவது யாதெனக் கேட்டேன்
பிறந்து பாரென இறைவன் பணித்தான்!

படிப்பெனச் சொல்வது யாதெனக் கேட்டேன்
படித்துப் பாரென இறைவன் பணித்தான்!

Statues Won't Harm Us Nor Bless Us

Father and son, went to a temple.

Suddenly, Son shouted after seeing the pillars of Lions at the entrance of the temple, "Run Dad, or those Lions will eat us "

Dad consoled him saying "They are just statues and won't harm us".

Son replied " If those lion statues wont harm us, then how could statues of God give us blessings"

God's Responsibility vs Man's Responsibility (Tamil)

கடவுளிடம் ஒரு விவசாயி கடுமையாகச் சண்டைக்குப் போனான்.

”உனக்குப் பயிர்களைப் பற்றி என்ன தெரியும்? நீ நினைத்தபோது மழையை அனுப்புகிறாய். தப்பான சமயத்தில் காற்றை வீசுகிறாய். உன்னால் பெரிய தொந்தரவாக இருக்கிறது. பேசாமல், இந்த வேலைகளை விவசாயி ஒருத்தனிடம் ஒப்படைத்துவிடேன்!” என்றான்.

 

வாட்ஸ் அப்புன்னு ஒரு சனியன்

அதுல குரூப்புன்னு உண்டாக்கறாங்க. பள்ளிக்கூட பிரண்ட்ஸ், காலேஜு பிரண்ட்ஸ், பழைய ஆபீசு, புது ஆபீசு, நாடக கோஷ்டி, சினிமா கோஷ்டி, வீட்டுவளாக கோஷ்டி ன்னு ஒரு பத்து குரூப்புல நானு இருக்கேன்.

American Politics

President Obama went to school to interact with the children.

After a brief talk he asked if they have  any questions. One boy raised his hand.

 

Obama: what's your name?

Funeral, Mirror and a Lesson

One day all the employees reached the office and saw a big advice written on the door.

Yesterday the person who has been stopping your growth in this company passed away. You are invited to join the funeral.

 

In the beginning, they got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they got curious to know who was the man who stopped their growth.

 

Noble-hearted Marzuki - Indonesian Court

Very moving, a judge named Marzuki, in the Court of Indonesia, was choked with a description of the offender who pleaded guilty to an old lady and steal potatoes.

In the room of justice, he sat pondering check charge to a grandmother accused of stealing potatoes. Grandmother appeals that her life was poor, her son is sick, and grandson in hunger. But the owner of the farm manager still maintain that this should be made a lesson to the others.

Are you satisfied with your Life ?

Most of us in this group have lived (or at least spent) two-thirds of our life by now. Yet, if we were stopped and asked that question impromptu, we probably won’t be able to give a candid answer.  We are pre-occupied with our ever growing to-do list that modern life bestowed upon us.  There’s so much of hustle and bustle surrounding us and in this world of relentless noise, silence is prime casualty.

 

SECRECY : THE ENEMY OF INTIMACY

Of all the jokes we shared in S-WAG Husband-Wife jokes outnumbered the rest and invariably continues to captivate us. I thought of compiling something about this palatable institution that unites two elements that are fundamentally, naturally and beautifully different. 

SECRECY : THE ENEMY OF INTIMACY

If you want someone to say yes to something you’re asking for, try this

Nod as you ask. Our brains have what are called ‘mirror neurons’ which activate to make us mimic other people’s actions. "Sometimes" they will also start to nod, which then makes them then agree with you.

 

If you have a big favor to ask, start by asking smaller ones ahead of time. This is called the foot in the door phenomenon. If you ask for small things, then work up to big things, people are more likely to say yes than if you start off with a huge favor. 

 

Inversely, if you are asking for a small favor but still know that they will probably say no, start by asking them for a huge favour. Then when they say no, ask for the smaller one. They’re more likely to say yes, especially if they feel a bit bad about turning down the first request.

Four Aspects of Social Judgment

Fire At The Local Chemical Plant

One night outside a small town in Southern Ireland, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. 

In the blink of an eye, it exploded into  massive flames. The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around.

 

When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company President rushed to the fire Chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be    saved. I'll give 50,000 Euros to the fire department that brings them out intact."

 

Pilot and Daughter Story - An Understanding

A business man was late for his flight. He reached the boarding gate just before it closed. Sweating and out of breath, he scanned his boarding pass at the counter and quickly made his way to the plane.

Arriving at his seat, he greeted his companions for the next few hours: a middle-aged woman sitting at the window, and a little girl sitting on the aisle seat. After stowing his bag above, he took his place between them.

 

Would you get married again? asks Wife

A touching love story...

WIFE : What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband : No...how can I think of marrying?

Wife : Why not? You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married

Husband : ...oh Shona...you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...

Wife : so promise me, u will remarry if I die...

Husband : Ok, ok, I'd get married again...just for you

Wife : Would you live in our house with your new Wife...?

Husband : Yes, but will never let her use your room.

Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband : no...its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..

Wife : Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband : No..how can I...it has your memories attached. I am sure she would want her own..

Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband : No, never. Her size is '5', and yours is 7

Wife :  --silence-

Husband : 'Shiiit'...!!!

இதுதான் டாஸ்மாக்கின் கதை...

கடவுள் ஒரு நாள் மாறுவேடத்தில் உலகை வலம் வந்து கொண்டு இருந்த போது தாகம் ஏற்பட்டதாம். அப்போ அங்கு அருகில் இருந்த ஒரு பால்காரரின் வீடு கண்ணில் தென்பட்டவுடன் அங்கு சென்று குடிக்க சிறிது தண்ணீர் கேட்டாராம். அதற்கு அந்த பால்காரர் "பாலில் கலக்கவே தண்ணி பத்தல இதுல உமக்கு குடிக்க தண்ணியா" கிடையாது, கிடையாது வேற இடம் பார்த்து கிளம்பு என்றாராம் பால்காரர்.

I Experienced The Same

A nice quote-
I had a sparrow as a pet but it flew away one day...
Then I had a squirrel but it ran away too..
Then...I planted a tree and they both came back....

- Dr APJ Abdul Kalam

Quite true... I experienced the same!
.
.
I had Soda but a friend drank it & went away

I had Wafers but a friend ate it & went away

Then I brought a bottle of Whiskey and both my friends came back with more Soda & Wafers.

தீபாவளி ஸ்பெஷல்

துணி ( புடவை) கடையில்.... மனைவி : " இந்த கேட்லாக் பாத்திீங்களே.. இதுல எதாவது நல்லா இருக்கா..? "

 

கணவர் : " ஒண்ணு., ரெண்டு ஓ.கே.. "

 

மனைவி : " எங்கே குடுங்க பார்க்கலாம்...! "

(மனைவி,கேட்லாக்கை வாங்கி பார்த்தாங்க),

 

One who does not drink liquor....

One bucket of water & one bucket of liquor are placed in front of a donkey.

Donkey drinks water & leaves the place.

 

Teacher then questions students " What do you learn"?

 

Students answer - One who does not drink liquor , is a donkey.

The Cow (Essay written by a Bihari candidate for IAS exam)

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true ???? Essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations.

 

HE IS THE COW.

The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, (but will do so when he is got child). He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.

 

Don't you see the flaw in the premise?

Bill, a fresh computer graduate from a world-class University, goes for an interview in a software company.

 

The interviewer is Steve, a grubby old man. And the first question he asks Bill is, `Are you good at logic?'

 

`Of course,' replies Bill.

 

What's The Value Of Life ?

A man went to God and asked, "What's the value of life?"

God gave him a stone and said, "Find out the value of this stone, but don't sell it."

 

The man took the stone to an Orange Seller and asked him what it's cost would be. The Orange Seller saw the shiny stone and said, "You can take 12 oranges and give me the stone."

Even Gods Need Protection.

Wife to hubby: Darling in pictures of Shiva-Parvati, Shiva has a Trishool. In pictures of Vishnu-Lakshmi, Vishnu has Chakra in hand and pictures of Rama-Sita, Rama has bow in hand. But in case of Krishna-Radha, he has flute in hand. Why is this?

Hubby: You see dear the three Gods whom you mentioned first are with the wives. That is why they have weapons. Krishna is with his girlfriend. Hence no weapons required. This shows when it comes to dealing with wives, even Gods need protection.

A woman's experience with burns

Some time ago I was cooking some corn and stuck my fork in the boiling water to see if the corn was ready. I missed and my hand went into the boiling water....!!

A friend of mine, who was a Vietnam vet, came into the house, as I was screaming, & asked me if I had some plain old wheat flour...

 

Extraordinary Stories About Ordinary People

Sudha Murty, chairperson, Infosys Foundation and author, is known for her ability to glean interesting stories from the lives of ordinary people and weave these narratives into a unique blend of anecdote and fable.

Extracted here is a nugget from her latest collection  'Bombay to Bangalore', one of the most heartwarming stories in this collection:

தெளிவு குருவின் - கர்மவினை

கர்மவினை பற்றிய வேறுவிதமான பார்வையே இப்பதிவு.

1. நல்லவர்கள் ஏன் கஷ்டபடுகின்றார்கள்?
2. கெட்டவர்கள் ஏன் எல்லா நலன்களுடன் வாழ்கின்றார்கள்?
3. ஆன்மீகத்தில் காலடி எடுத்து வைக்கும் ஒருவனுக்கு ஏன் அதிக கஷ்டம் ஏற்படுகின்றது?
4. கர்மவினைகளை அனுபவித்துதான் தீர்க்க வேண்டுமா?
போன்ற பல கேள்விகளுக்கு முழுவிளக்கமே இப்பதிவு.

Disorder in the American Courts

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? 

சொல்பவன் யார் என்பதைத்தான் உலகம் பார்க்கிறதே ஒழிய...

கவிஞர் கண்ணதாசன் ஒரு கல்லூரிக் கவியரங்கத்தில் கலந்துகொண்டு கவிதையை வாசிக்க ஆரம்பித்தார். அரங்கத்தில் உற்சாக ஆரவாரம் எழுந்தது.

Email from God

This mail comes to you directly from me, as you have been found to be a good human being, one of the chosen few, constituting 5% of the total human race, who operate in a  selfless manner, in a spirit of service and sacrifice.
 

Every one knows Rajini

Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone and I know them."

 

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." Rajini said.

So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door.

And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You And your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Inspiring Message

Sometimes I feel I want to go back in times
Not to change things, but to feel a couple of things twice

Sometimes I wish I was a baby for a while
Not to be walked in the pram but to see my mother's smile

 

நாளை முக்கியம்தான், இன்று அதைவிட முக்கியம்.

குழந்தைகளை படிக்க வைக்கும் எல்லோரும் படிக்க வேண்டிய பதிவு... நாளைக்காக மட்டும் வாழமுடியுமா?

கட்டுரை November 14, 2013

சமீபத்தில் ஒரு மின்னஞ்சல் வந்தது. வழக்கம்போல வாசகர் எழுதியதல்ல, வாசகரின் தந்தை எழுதியது. தன்னை அறிமுகம் செய்துகொண்டார் அவர். மத்திய அரசில் ஆரம்பநிலை அதிகாரியாக இருந்தவர். இரண்டாம்நிலை அதிகாரியாக ஓய்வு பெற்றார். இரு பிள்ளைகள். இருவருமே நன்றாகப்படித்து அமெரிக்காவிலும் ஆஸ்திரேலியாவிலுமாக வேலைபார்க்கிறார்கள். இவர் திருச்சியில் மனைவியுடன் வாழ்கிறார்.

 

BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE

Warning..!!!!

Recently we parked in a public car park. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on the rear window of the car. When I took it off after I got home, it was a receipt for petrol. Luckily my friend told me not to stop as it could be someone waiting for me to get out of the car. Then we received this email yesterday.

ஜி.டி.நாயுடு - என் திறமை குறித்து நீங்கள் வைத்திருந்த நம்பிக்கை தவறானது

ஜி.டி.நாயுடு அவர் ஒருதரம் சிட்டிசன் வாட்ச் கம்பெனிக்குப் போயிருந்தாராம்.

உள்ளே போகிறவர்களை எல்லாம் யாரு, என்ன படிப்புத் தகுதி என்ன என்றெல்லாம் கேட்டு சிற்சில இடங்களைப் பார்க்க அனுமதி மறுத்து விடுவது அந்தக் கம்பெனியின் வழக்கமாக இருந்தது.

நாயுடுவுக்கு எந்தத் தடையும் சொல்லாமல் எங்கே வேண்டுமானாலும் போகலாம் என்று சொல்லி விட்டார்களாம்.

அதுதான் பகவானின் மேன்மை

வேண்டாம் இந்த சூதாட்டம் என்று ஏன் தடுக்கவில்லை, கிருஷ்ணா?

உத்தவர் கிருஷ்ணரிடம் கேட்டார் -- .கிருஷ்ணா! நீ  முன்னதாகவே சென்று, 'தருமா! வேண்டாம்
இந்தச் சூதாட்டம்’ என்று தடுத்திருக்கலாம் அல்லவா? ஏன்
அப்படிச் செய்யவில்லை?

 

'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.

 

As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.

The attendant told her that the only gas can  had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. 

 

Outside an Electricity Office

A Banana vendor was selling Bananas.    

Electricity officer: What's the price of Banana?

 

Vendor - Let me know where you will use it?

 

Manager -  What do you mean?

 

A SALES GIRL IN A CHENNAI STORE - GIRI TRADING

From Sulaika - Hillol Das

After the Temple Darshan at the Kapaleeswarar Koil at Mylapore we entered the "Giri Trading" stores and started searching for this Book on "Thatva Bodha"

 

Mr Anantharaman Subbaraman

Mr Anantharaman Subbaraman from Tamil Nadu was waiting for clearence in US airport for over an hour..

He went to the counter and asked "why are you not calling my name"?

Officer- "We have been announcing & calling you for so long. Where were you"??

In the meantime announcement came "final call for Mr. 'Anotherman Superman' please board the plane"

தவிப்பு

மனைவி ஊருக்குப் போயிருந்தபோது ஒருவர் எழுதிய கவிதை..

“தவிப்பு..”

 

வருடத்திற்கு ஒரு முறை இரண்டு வாரம் தாய் வீடு போகிறாய்...

 

பிள்ளைகள் இல்லாமல் பொலிவிழந்து களையிழந்து காணப்படுகிறது வீடு...

 

What To Do If Smartphone Gets Wet

ஆயுத பூஜை அன்று அனைவரும் கார், பைக்கை எல்லாம் குளிப்பாட்டுவார்கள் என தெரிந்ததோ என்னவோ, என் செல்லக்குட்டி ராகவன், காலையிலேயே ஒரு பக்கெட் தண்ணீரில் என் ஸ்மார்ட் போனை குளிப்பாட்டிட்டான்.

விளைவு, போனுக்கு ஜலதோஷம், எனக்கு வீட்டிலேயே பூஜை... போன் ஆன் ஆகுது, Incoming call வருது; ஆனா touch screen work ஆகலை; Touch screen work ஆகாம போன்ல எதையுமே பண்ண முடியல; Phone ஐ unlock கூட பண்ண முடியலை;

 

I also want 5 wives

5 year old son.....after reading story of a king.....

Son : Mom, I also want 5 wives.....one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.......

Mom : And one will put you to sleep

Son : No mom, I will still sleep with you

Mom's eyes filled up with tears ... God bless you son

Mom:...but who will sleep with your 5 wives

Son...Let them sleep with daddy

Daddy's eyes filled up with tears... God bless you son !

பெண் குழந்தையின் புகைப்படம்

ஆறு வயது பையன் அவன். எதேச்சையாக மூன்று வயது பெண் குழந்தையின் புகைப்படம் ஒன்று அவனுக்குக் கிடைத்தது. அவன் அந்தக் குழந்தையை வெகு தீவிரமாக நேசிக்கத் தொடங்கினான்.

 

ஆனால் அவள் யாரென்பதை தேடிக் கண்டுபிடிக்க மட்டும் அவனால் முடியவில்லை.

 

இருபது வருடங்களுக்குப் பிறகு..

Direct Steering - by N.Sekar

To turn a vehicle in the desired path, the mechanism is called steering.

 

Direct Steering :

 

In vehicle the movement w.r.t the effort through the Steering is equal to result. The angular movement of steering is equal to the vehicle change in direction.

 

Example :

Mono Cycle - Single wheeled.
Bi-cycle.
Tri-cycle.
Hand pulled rickshaw.
Bikes.
Even bike with three wheelers used by handicapped.
Even deva's garden gross cutters.
Bullock cart with single Bullock.
Horse riding.
Boat rear vane motorised may be - don't know it fits in direct steering.

Bullock cart with double Bullock may not fit in, since it requires a co-ordination between the individual strings.
Rowing boat also fits in the double Bullock case.

Boat-don't know it fits in direct steering. Ship definitely not.

English Jokes (Vol 10)

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means
E - End of
T - Thinking
C - Capacity.

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)

 

Pain

A Human Body can Bear only 45 Del (units) of Pain.

 

But at the Time of Giving Birth, A Mother feels upto 57 Del (units) of Pain. This is similar to 20 Bones getting Fractured, all at the Same Time.

 

This is just to tell U the extent, to which a Mother Loves Her Child.

 

So, Love Ur Mom till the End of Ur Life. The Lady with whom U Fight almost Everyday, Suffered so much Pain just to give U a Beautiful Life.

Prayer of a Mother is Accepted

A Poor Couple lived in a Small Village in India. They had only 1 Son. They gave him the Best Education. Son Graduated as an Engineer in the nearby City. Eventually He got Married to a Rich Girl. Initially, They Lived with His Parents in the Village. Soon the Wife got Tired of Village Life & Persuaded Her Husband to Move to the City Leaving His Old Parents in the Village.

 

கடவுளை காண விலகி போ

ஒரு மனிதனுக்கு கடவுளை காண வேண்டும் என்று ஆசை. அவரை எப்படி சந்திப்பது ? நிறைய பேரை கேட்டான் " கோவிலுக்கு போ !" என்றார்கள் . உடனே புறப்பட்டான் . போகும் வழியில் ஒரு ஞானியை சந்தித்தான்.  அவர் கேட்டார் .
" எங்கே போகிறாய் ?"

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

 

Finally Good News For Diabetes

A woman (65) was diabetic for the last 20+ years and was taking insulin twice a day.
She used the enclosed homemade medicine for a fortnight and  now she is absolutely free of diabetes and taking all her food as normal  including sweets.

The doctors have advised her to stop insulin and  any other blood sugar controlling drugs.

Telling a lie is a

Sin for a child.
Fault for an adult.
An Art for a lover.
A Profession for a lawyer.
A Requirement for a politician.
A Management tool for a Boss.
An Accomplishment for a bachelor.
An Excuse for a subordinate and
A Matter of Survival for a married man.

எத்தனை கடினம் இவ்வுலகில் - Kamal Haasan

திரைப்படம் பேசினால்
அரசியல் தெரியாதோ என்பீர்!

அரசியல் பேசினால்
ஆறடி தள்ளி நிற்பீர்!

 

"அழகான பொண்ணு எங்கே?"

கணவன் குடித்துவிட்டு, இரவு வெகுநேரம் கழித்து வீடு திரும்பினான். மனைவி கதவைத் திறக்க மாட்டாள் என்று தெரிந்ததால், ஒரு தந்திரம் செய்தான்.

கதவைத் தட்டிவிட்டு, "அழகான பொண்ணுக்கு அழகான பரிசு கொண்டு வந்திருக்கிறேன்" என்றான்.
மனைவி கதவைத் திறந்துவிட்டு, "அழகான பரிசு எங்கே?" என்று கேட்டாள்.
கணவன் கேட்டான், "அழகான பொண்ணு எங்கே?"

Just Kidding

Chotu : Amma nee yenkitta poi sollirukka.....
Mom  : I told to u every time please speak in English.
Chotu : Ok Mom u lied to me.
Mom  : When my son. ?
Chotu : U said that my younger sis is an angel.
Mom  : Yes, she is
Chotu : So why didn't she fly when I threw her from our balcony
Mom  : Ayyo!!!! Saniyane, yengada pottu tholachha kuzhandhaya?????

Chotu : Talk in English Mom.. I was just kidding

எலி தப்பித்து விட்டது

ஒரு வீட்டில் டீட்டீ என்ற எலி தனது இரவு நேர இரைதேடப் புறப்பட்டுக்கொண்டிருந்தது.

வளையை விட்டு மெள்ள தலையை உயர்த்திப்பார்த்தது. வீட்டின் எஜமானனும் எஜமானியும் ஒரு பார்சலைப் பிரித்துக்கொண்டிருந்தார்கள். ஏதோ நாம் சாப்பிடக்கூடிய பொருள்தான் உள்ளே இருக்கும் என்று ஆவலோடு பார்த்தது டீட்டீ.

அவர்கள் வெளியே எடுத்தது ஒரு எலிப்பொறி.
 

பேய்க்கே தண்ணி காட்டுபவர்களும்இந்த உலகத்தில் இருக்கிறார்கள்

நள்ளிரவு நேரம்......
கடலில் ஒரு படகு போய்க் கொண்டிருந்தது அதில் மூன்று பேர் பயணம் செய்து கொண்டிருந்தார்கள்.
திடீரென்று ஒருபேய் படகில் வந்து குதித்தது. மூன்று பெரும் நடுங்கி போனார்கள். பேய் தன் கோரமான பல் வரிசையை காட்டி சிரித்தது.

இந்திய வரலாறு – ஒரு குறிப்பு

கிமு 3500-1500 – சிந்து வெளி நாகரிகம்
கிமு 1000 – கங்கை நதிக்கரையில் ஆரியர்கள் குடியேறுதல்
கிமு 900 – மகாபாரதப் போர்
கிமு 800 – இராயமாயனத்தின் முதல் பகுதி துவக்கம். மகாபாரதத்தின் முதல் பகுதி வங்காளத்திற்கு ஆரியர்கள் இடம் பெயர்தல்

Economical Imbalance (Tamil)

1. அத்தியாவசிய தேவையான அரிசியின் விலை கிலோ 40லிருந்து 50 ரூபாய். ஆனால் சிம்கார்டு இலவசமாகக் கிடைக்கிறது..!!
2. பொது வினியோகத்தில் விற்கப்படும் அரிசியின்  விலை கிலோ ஒரு ரூபாய். ஆனால் பொதுக்கழிப்பறையின் கட்டணம் மூன்று ரூபாய்..!!

GTG at Hotel Pleasant Days 01-May-2015

Standing (L to R) Sudhakar, Rajasekar, Ekambaram, Rameswaran, Rathinakumar, Ramesh, Sivakumar, Chandrasekar, Surendran, Sridevi, Govindarajan, Sujatha, Sreekumar, Devanathan, Kumaresan, Ramnarayanan, Umapathy, AjayKhankhoje, Vijayakumar, Nagaraj
Sitting (L to R) Ravishankar, Gokul

GTG at Hotel Green Park

 

டீவில ஒரு விவசாயிய பேட்டி எடுக்குறாங்க

" உங்க ஆட்டுக்கு என்ன சாப்பிட குடுக்கிறீங்க..?"

" கருப்பு ஆட்டுக்கா..? வெள்ளை ஆட்டுக்கா..?!

Interesting requests

Traffic dept: "Donate blood, but not on Roads..."

Forest dept:
"Shoot the bird with camera not with gun..."

 

Petrol pump:
" No smoking" "Your life may be worthless but our petrol is costly"

 

An Excellent line written on a hospital board:- 
"If you still want to continue looking @ girls, even after your death ; DONATE YOUR EYES..

அப்பாக்கள்

ஒரு தந்தையாவது மிகவும் இலகுவானது. ஆனால் ஒரு தந்தையாக இருப்பது மிகவும் கடினமானது.

 

அப்பா...ஒரு மனிதன், பின்னாளில் தனக்கு சொந்தமாக்கி வைத்திருக்கிற துணிச்சலும், திடமும் அப்பா என்கிற அடிவேரிலிருந்து கிடைத்தது தான். ஒரு குழந்தையின் நடத்தை, பழக்க வழக்கம், பண்பு எல்லாவற்றுக்கும் முன்னுதாரணமான வழிகாட்டி தந்தையே.

 

Everyone vs Every one....Buildup vs Build up

Everyone vs Every one

Everyone is a pronoun which means everybody, all the people who make up a group. Everyone refers to a group of people as a whole. The words everyone and everybody are interchangeable.

 

வெற்றிகரமான வாழ்க்கைக்கு பத்து சூத்திரங்கள்

1.உங்களுக்கு இழைக்கப்பட்ட அவமானங்கள் எல்லாவற்றையும் குறித்து வைத்துக்கொள்ளுங்கள். பழிவாங்கிட அல்ல, தப்பித்தவறி கூட அதே தவறை இன்னொருவருக்கு செய்துவிடக்கூடாது.

 

2.யாரையும் இளக்காரமாக பார்க்காதீர்கள். அவர்களிடம் கற்றுக் கொள்ள வேண்டிய விஷயம் ஏதாவது ஒன்று இருக்கும்.

 

Chennai Slang and Archaic Words - CN Ekambaram

My mother's grand father Dr.C.Natesan was one  of the founders of Justice party and close associate of  Raja of  Panamgal and Sir Thiagarja chettiar.  Dr.Natesan road in Triplicane and Dr. Natesan Park in T. Nagar are named after him

 

Inspiring Quotes

A Businessman who lost everything in a fire
placed a Sign Board:

"Everything burnt but luckily
faith & confidence
undamaged.
Business starts tomorrow."

 

Ever wondered what kind of a life Raavan lived?

-He had to buy a toothpaste every week.

-Raavan never got Head Ache, he got Head Anek.

ஆயுதபூஜை - சரஸ்வதி பூஜை பற்றி அண்ணா

அமெரிக்காவைக் கண்டுபிடித்த கொலம்பஸ், இந்தியாவுக்கு வழி கண்டுபிடித்த வாஸ்கோடாகாமா, இந்தியாவை ஆதியில் ஜெயித்த அலெக்சாண்டர், இவர்களெல்லாம் ஆயுதபூஜை செய்தவர்களல்லார் நவராத்திரி கொண்டாடினவர்களல்லர்.

 

Diwali is coming..

When u shop & come back avoid talking about ur purchases in the rick / taxi in which u travel. The driver will feel bad because he can't buy the same for his kids.

 

When u burst firecrackers, give some to ur watchman so he can give it to his kids. u dont need so many anyways.

 

மாமியாரின் அன்புப் பரிசு

ஒரு தம்பதிக்கு மூன்று மகள்கள்.

மூவருக்கும் திருமணம் ஆகிவிட்டது. மருமகன்களின் அன்பை பரிசோதிக்க மாமியார் விரும்பினார். அதற்காக ஒரு நாடகத்தை நடத்த எண்ணி முதலாவது மகள் மற்றும் மருமகனுடன் ஒரு ஏரியில் படகு சவாரி செய்தார்.

Drinks for everyone, except for the Indian

A British guy walks into a bar in New Jersey and before he could order his drink, he notices an Indian man wearing a Gandhi Topi & Dhoti...

Inter-Religion Integration Seminar

I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.

இழந்ததெல்லாம் திரும்பத் தா இறைவா!

இழந்ததெல்லாம் திரும்பத் தா எனக்கென்றேன்.

இழந்த தெவை என இறைவன் கேட்டான்!

பலவும் இழந்திருக்கிறேன், கணக்கில்லை

பட்டியல் ஒன்றிட்டுச் சொல்லவா இயலும்?

 

Scrap Dealer

Wife - I'm already 58, yet, one of your friend still praises and finds me attractive
Husband - Must be that Usman bhai !
Wife - Exactly ! How did you know ??
Husband - He's a scrap dealer

நல்ல நண்பன்

ஒரு பெரிய மருத்துவமனை. அவற்றில் ஒரு அறையில் இரு தீவிர நோயாளிகள். ஒருவரை இன்னொருவர் பார்த்தது இல்லை. இருவருக்குமிடையே ஒரு தடுப்புச் சுவர். ஒருவர் படுக்கை சன்னல் அருகில். இன்னொருவருக்கு சன்னல் கிடையாது. எப்போதாவது வந்து செல்லும் மருத்துவச் செவிலியைத் தவிர தனிமை.. தனிமை.. தனிமை..!

A new app called "Fear"

After massive demand from all husbands..........
A new app called "Fear" is launched in iphone 7....
You just say..... 'Wife'..
and it immediately closes all websites,
hides all chats,
shuts down all games,
hide all special folders and deletes chat history!
and best above all,
it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.

சந்தோஷம் எங்கே?

குரு ஒருவரிடம் செல்வந்தர் ஒருவர், சுவாமி! என் மனம் மிகவும் குழப்பத்தில் இருக்கிறது. என் பணியாட்கள்கூட எனக்கு உண்மையாக இல்லை. என் மனைவி, பிள்ளைகள் உள்பட உலகமே சுயநலக் கூட்டமாக உள்ளது. யாருமே சரியில்லை! என்றார். புன்னகைத்த குரு, கதை ஒன்றைச் சொன்னார்.

தேனீக்கள்

தேனீக்கள் மட்டும் இந்த மண்ணில் இருந்து  மறைந்துவிட்டால், மனிதன் வாழ்வதற்கு  நான்கு ஆண்டுகளுக்கு மேல் மிச்சம்  இருக்காது! ’ என்று சொல்லியிருக்கிறார்  ஆல்பர்ட் ஐன்ஸ்டீன்.

இனிக்கும் செய்தியல்ல....!

 

Every brand has a story

Here are how these 30 famous brands were christened:

We Didn't Do Anything Wrong, But We Lost

During the press conference to announce NOKIA being acquired by Microsoft, Nokia CEO ended his speech saying this "we didn't do anything wrong, but somehow, we lost".

நம் வாழ்கையும், நம் நாடும் இப்படிதான் இருக்கிறது

இரண்டு ரயில் தண்டவாளம் அருகருகே இருக்கு.. ஒன்றில் எப்பவுமே ரயில் வராது....மற்றொன்றில் ரயில் அடிக்கடி வரும்...ரயில் வராத தண்டவாளத்தில் ஒரு குழந்தை விளையாடிக் கொண்டிருக்கிறது. ரயில் வரும் தண்டவாளத்தில் பத்து குழந்தைகள் விளையாடிக் கொண்டிருக்கிறது.

 

Brilliant Suggestion

A man approached a Gujarati in Ahmadabad Railway Station.

“Sir, I have lost my purse and all my money in it. I need Rs150 for rail ticket and another Rs 50 for the bus fare to reach home. Will you help me?

Gujju gave this brilliant suggestion.

“Does your family have a mobile phone?

“Yes sir!”
“Take my mobile. Call your family. Give my mobile number. Ask them to recharge Rs200 for my phone. Take Rs 200 from me after that.”

Can anyone beat a Gujju in business sense?

What is Bonus?

Initially there was a concept of salary to be given on weekly basis to the workers in India. But when Britishers started ruling India they came up with concept of Monthly salary. 

Therefore,  if we consider 4 weeks in a month, 13 salaries should be distributed and as per monthly structure they were giving only 12 in a year.

A LETTER FROM A GIRL TO JRD TATA IN 1974

This is the stuff legends are made of....

THE GIRL WRITING AS HERSELF....

It was probably the April of 1974. Bangalore was getting warm and gulmohars were blooming at the IISc campus. I was the only girl in my postgraduate department and was staying at the ladies' hostel. Other girls were pursuing research in different departments of Science. I was looking forward to going abroad to complete a doctorate in computer science. I had been offered scholarships from Universities in the US... I had not thought of taking up a job in India.

Beautiful letter written by a father to his son

Following is a letter to his son from a renowned Hong Kong TV broadcaster and Child Psychologist.

The words are actually applicable to all of us, young or old, children or parents.!  This applies to daughters too. All parents can use this in their teachings to their children.

நம்மால் முடியும் என்று முதலில் நாம் நம்பவேண்டும்

ஒரு நிறுவனத்தின் தலைவருக்கு தன் நிறுவனத்தில் சில தவறுகளால் 50 கோடிகள் நஷ்டம் ஏற்பட்டுவிட்டது. மிகவும் சோர்ந்து போய் அருகில் இருந்த பூங்காவிற்கு சென்று அங்கிருந்த சிமெண்ட் பெஞ்சில் அமர்ந்தார்.

Every husband is a farmer by default

His survival solely depends on 'agree'culture...

And 'agree'culture increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)

பெரியவர்களை ஒருமையில் அழைப்பதற்கு மூன்று காரணங்கள்

குட்டிஸ் சில அப்பாவை என்டா அப்பா என அழைப்பதை காண்கிறோம். இப்படி பெரியவர்களை ஒருமையில் அழைப்பதற்கு மூன்று காரணங்கள் உண்டு.

மிகுந்த பாசம், மிகுந்த கோபம், அறியாமை.

ஆனால் காளியை ஒருமையில் அழைத்த மகாகவிகள் இருவர். பாரதத்தின் தென்கோடியில் ஒருவர், வடகோடியில் ஒருவர்.

களித்தானைக் காரணம் காட்டுதல்

களித்தானைக் காரணம் காட்டுதல் கீழ்நீர்க் 

குளித்தானைத் தீத்துரீஇ அற்று 

கலைஞர் உரை: குடிபோதைக்கு அடிமையாகி விட்டவனைத் திருத்த அறிவுரை கூறுவதும், தண்ணீருக்குள் மூழ்கிவிட்டவனைத் தேடிக்கண்டுபிடிக்கத் தீப்பந்தம் கொளுத்திக் கொண்டு செல்வதும் ஒன்றுதான். 

Management Training

A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, 'Me want coffee.'

PROSTATE HEALTH AWARENESS

I am here to speak with ± 40 years old men but the healthcare enlightenment is for everyone.

There is no woman who does not know a man 40 years and above – father, uncle, brother, son, friend, neighbor, colleague….

Dynamite King Dies

About a hundred years ago, a man looked at the morning newspaper and to his surprise and horror, read his name in the obituary column. The newspapers had reported the death of the wrong person by mistake. His first response was shock.

God & The Little Soul - A conversation......

You may choose to be any Part of God you wish to be,” I said to the Little Soul. “You are Absolute Divinity, experiencing itself. What Aspect of Divinity do you now wish to experience as  You?”

“You mean I have a choice?” asked the Little Soul. And I answered, “Yes, You may choose to experience Any Aspect of Divinity in, as, and through you.”

“Okay,” said the Little Soul, “then I choose Forgiveness. I want to experience my Self as the Aspect of God called Complete Forgiveness.”