40 Tips For Better Life From ISHA YOGA

1. Take A 10-30 Minutes Walk Every Day. And While You Walk, Smile.

 

2. Sit In Silence For At Least 10 Minutes Each Day.

STROKE RECOVERY

Keep a syringe or needle in your home to do this...It's amazing and an unconventional way of recovering from stroke, read it through it can help somebody one day.

Understand RBI Terms - The Easy Way

Santa: I have heard recently that Mr. Rajan has reduced Repo Rate by 50 basis points and everyone is saying that this is good for the market. Loan EMI may also come down. What is this rate cut means actually? I want to understand this.

Time Machine

President Obama and the Canadian PM are shown a time machine which can see 50 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question. 

Beauty of Mathematics

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 

காதலும் கத்திரிக்காயும்

காதலுக்கும் திருமணத்திற்கும் உள்ள வித்தியாசம் !!

படித்ததில் பிடித்தது

இருட்டுல திடுக்குனு ஒரு உருவத்த பாத்தா அது கடவுள்ன்னு யாரும் நினைக்கிரதில்ல..
கடவுள் மேல அவ்வளவு நம்பிக்கை..
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FANTASTIC WORDS

Bus Conductor

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

 

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.

Tamil Jokes (Vol 4)

உங்கள் பெயரின் முதல் எழுத்து

உங்கள் பெயரின் முதல் எழுத்து உங்களை அடையாளம் காட்டுகிறதா? படித்துத்தான் பாருங்களேன். !

உறவு முறைகள் ....பற்றி

அண்ணன், தம்பி, அக்கா, தங்கை, சின்ன அண்ணன், பெரிய அண்ணன், சின்ன அக்கா, பெரிய அக்கா, சித்தப்பா, பெரியப்பா, அத்தை, மாமா, மச்சான், மச்சினி, அண்ணி, கொழுந்தனார், நாத்தனார், தாய்மாமன், சித்தப்பா பையன், சித்தப்பா பொண்ணு, பெரியப்பா பையன், பெரியப்பா பொண்ணு,
அத்தை பையன், அத்தை பொண்ணு, மாமன் பொண்ணு, மாமன் பையன், இது போன்ற வார்த்தைகள் எல்லாம் 2050 மேல் யாருடைய காதிலும் விழாது, யாரும் கூப்பிடவும் மாட்டார்கள், அகராதியில் இருந்து கூட கொஞ்சம் கொஞ்சமாக அழிந்துவிடும்.  காரணம்,

Height of Some Things

Height of Fashion
Lungi with a zip.

Height of Laziness
Asking lift for morning walk.

THE FUNNY TRUTH

Lets see the world through a wife's eyes!

World's most pevrfect Man - Her Father!
World's most beautiful woman - Her Mother!
World's most Intelligent female - She herself!
World's best husband - Her Brother!
World's most Handsome boy - Her Son!
World's most luckiest man - Her sister's husband!
World 's luckiest women - Her brother's wife!
World's most mad woman - Her Mother in Law!
World's most dumb, selfish, liar, miser and useless  man - .......
Do I need to tell this???

Ten Gurumantras for a cool life

1. Money is not everything. There's also Mastercard & Visa.

2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.

3. Save water. Drink on the rocks.

4. Fruits/Salads are healthy. So leave them for the sick.

5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.

6. Don't shout in the office. It disturbs those who are sleeping.

7. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

8. Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?

9. Why do something today when it can be done tomorrow. By someone else.

10. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life

The use of word "Very"

Very is very overused. Here are 20 better words to use in your everyday vocabulary. So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not Very Tired. He is Exhausted.

தோல்வி என்றால்.... என்ன

Indians Rock

Mathematician:  How to write  4 in between a 5?

 

China: Is this a Joke?

 

Japan: Impossible!

 

America: The question's wrong!!

 

UK: Rubbish !!

India:  F(IV)E

This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimizing your brain!!

 

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British: Can u Swim?

Indian: No

British:  Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.

Indian: Can u Swim?

British: Yes!

Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…

British Shocked,Faints!!

Indian Rocks!

 

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European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?

Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!

Man vs. Woman

1. MULTITASKING:
Women - Multiple process
Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Men's brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

A HUMBLING STORY

Vivek Pradhan wasn't a happy man. Even the plush comfort of the First Class air-conditioned compartment of the Shatabdi Express couldn't cool his frayed nerves.

For An Amount Of Upto And Including My Life

ஹெல்மெட் அணிந்து மிதமான வேகத்தில் சொல்லுவோம்

What is Karma?

A king was touring his kingdom on his elephant. Suddenly he stopped in front of a shop in the market and said to his minister, "I don't know why, but I want to hang the owner of this shop." The minister was shocked. But before he could ask the king why, the king had moved on.

Son of Bitch is 7

A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7,

பிளேடு ஹோட்டல்

"Truth"

Truth no 1

Nobody is real in this world except Mother.

Interesting Definition of Globalization ?

Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Answer : Princess Diana's death .

Question : How come ?

Marvan Atapatu Inspiring Life Story

It’s a story that Harsha Bhogle, India’s most loved cricket commentator, loves to tell, over and over again. Making his debut in Test cricket for Sri Lanka, Marvan scored a duck in his first innings. And again, in his second innings.

Who is Happy ?

A Crow was absolutely satisfied in life.

But one day he saw a swan...This swan is so white and I am so black...crow thought.

It Is Never Late To Learn

The Taj hotel group had invited Mr. Masai Imai from Japan to hold a workshop for its staff. 

Its all about faith that actually matters

Happy All The Times

I asked God to keep all "my friends happy all the times."

Let's be optimistic in life

* Worries at the start of the day means u r still alive... 

* Clothes that don't fit means u have a good appetite... 

மறை நீர் (Virtual water)

பாசக்கார பய புள்ளைங்க சங்கம்

       உன் பெயரைக்கூட நான் எழுதுவதில்லை..

          ஏன் தெரியுமா?

          "பேனா" முனை உன்னை குத்திவிடுமோ என்று..

          இப்படிக்கு

          Spelling தெரியாமல் சமாளிப்போர் சங்கம்

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         அவள் என்னை திரும்பி பார்த்தாள்..

          நானும் அவளைப் பார்த்தேன்..

         அவள்..மறுமடியும் என்னைப் பார்த்தாள்

          நானும் அவளை மறுபடியும் பார்த்தேன்.. 

         இப்படிக்கு

          பரிட்சையில் ஒன்னுமே தெரியாமல்

          திருதிரு வென முழிப்போர் சங்கம்

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          காதல் One Side -ஆ பண்ணினாலும்

          Two side-ஆ பண்ணினாலும்

          கடைசியா Suicide- தான் பண்ணக்கூடாது

         இப்படிக்கு

         காதல் பற்றி Four Side-ம் யோசிப்போர் சங்கம்

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          அனுமதி கேட்க்கவும் இல்லை...

          அனுமதி வழங்கவும் இல்லை... 

          ஆனால் 

          பிடிவாதமாக ஒரு முத்தம்..

          "கன்னத்தில் கொசுக்கடி"

          இப்படிக்கு

          புரண்டு புரண்டு படுத்து யோசிப்போர் சங்கம்

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          புலிக்கு பின்னாடி போன‌ மானும்

          பொண்ணுக்கு பின்னாடிப் போன‌ ஆணும்..

          பிழைத்ததாக சரித்திரம் இல்லை..

          இப்படிக்கு

          சிங்கிளா வாழ்ந்தாலும்

          சிங்கம் போல வாழ்வோர் சங்கம்...[படித்ததும்...மறந்துவிடவும்]

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          கிரிக்கெட்டில்

           ரன் எடுக்காமல் போனால் டக் அவுட்

          ரயிலில்

          டிக்கெட் எடுக்காமல் போனால் வித் அவுட்

          வீட்டில்

          கொசுவை கொல்லுவதற்கு ஆல் அவுட்

          நீங்க‌

          இந்த மெயிலை அப்ரூவ் பண்ணலைன்னா

          நான் மூடு அவுட் 

         இப்படிக்கு

         பாசக்கார பய புள்ளைங்க சங்கம்.

Salt and Charcoal - Colgate

In 1917 Colgate came to India and said "why do you guys still use salt and charcoal to clean ur teeth, use our paste!!".

ரத்னம் ‘டா’ ... ’மணிரத்னம்’ டா

தாலி கட்டி அவரவர் வீட்டில் வாழ்ந்தால் - அலைபாயுதே

தாலி கட்டாமல் ஊருக்கு தெரிய வாழ்ந்தால் - ஓ காதல் கண்மணி

LPG சிலிண்டர் விபத்து - காப்பீட்டுத் தொகை ரூ.50 லட்சம்

ஒரு LPG சிலிண்டர் வாங்கி  அது தீர்ந்து  இன்னொரு சிலிண்டர் நம் வீட்டு வாசலில் வந்து இறங்கும் அந்த நேரம் வரை....அதை பயன்படுத்தும் ஒவ்வொரு வாடிக்கையாளரின் பெயரிலும் ரூ. 40 லட்சம் காப்பீட்டுத் தொகையும்  அதனுடன் வந்து சேர்கின்றது என்ற தகவல் நமக்கு எத்தனை பேருக்கு தெரிந்திருக்கும் என்று தெரியவில்லை...!

பாசம்

* மகளை கொஞ்சும் போது குத்தக் கூடாது என்பதற்காக தினமும் சவரம் செய்வது தந்தையின் பாசம்.

Did You Know....?

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.

உனக்கு நல்ல பெயரே கிடைக்காது

சாம்சங் S6

எனக்கு எதுக்கப்பா வேலை?

அப்படியே ஆகட்டும் - கடவுள்

Attitude of Swami Vivekanand

When Swami Vivekanand was studying law at the University College ,  London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely. 

Warning : Fire Hazard

A couple lost their 25 year old son in a fire at home on June 4th. The son who had graduated with MBA, two weeks earlier had come home for a while. He had lunch with his dad at home and decided to go back to bed.His father told him to wait, to meet his mother, before he went back. He decided to take a nap while waiting for his mom to come back home from work. Some time later their neighbors called 911 when they saw black smoke coming out of the house.

Unusual Funeral

இயற்கை மனிதனுக்கு தந்த பொக்கிஷம்

Vijaykanth is back

Vijaykanth went to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C.

After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'

Difference Between Wife & Girl Friend

Great Thought in Modified Version-

Wife is like a TV &

Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.

தாயைப் போற்றுவோம்

பழங்காலத்தில் ஜப்பான் நாட்டில் விசித்திரமான ஒரு பழக்கம் இருந்து வந்தது. பெற்றோர்கள் வயதாகி முதுமையின் காரணமாக ஆற்றல் குறைந்து, மற்றவர்களுக்கு எவ்விதப் பயனும் அளிக்க முடியாத நிலைக்கு வந்துவிட்டால் அவர்களைத் தூக்கிக் கொண்டு போய் உயரமான மலைகளின் மேல் வைத்துவிட்டு வந்துவிடுவார்கள்.

Miracle Drink : Carrot, Beet Root and Apple

Benefits of this Drink
 

1.     It’s a very effective drink,  to loose extra weight.

2.     Strengthen the  immune system.

3.     Prevent cancer cells to develop. It will restrain cancer cells to grow.

4.     Prevent lung, kidney, pancreas disease and it can cure ulcer as well.

5.     Strengthen the lung, prevent heart attack and high blood pressure.

6.     Good for the eyesight, eliminate red and tired eyes or dry eyes.

7.     Help to eliminate pain from physical training, muscle ache.

8.     Detoxify, assist bowel movement, eliminate constipation. Therefore, it will make skin healthy & LOOK more radiant. It is God sent for acne problem.

9.     Improve bad breath due to indigestion, throat infection.

10.  Lessen menstrual pain.

11.  Assist Hay Fever sufferer from Hay Fever attack.

 

Who is Advanced in Technology?

In Japan, in a soap manufacturing company the soap blocks were made, then wrapped in a wrapping paper automatically on an assembly conveyer belt and finally packed in cartons...

Coconut Riddle

A man leaves from kerala with 3 sacks of 30 coconuts each
He comes across 30 tolls till he reached Bangalore.

He has to give 1 coconut for each sack containing coconuts as toll tax at every toll.

How much coconuts are left with him at Bangalore.

Clue :

The answer is not zero...

Only master brain works

Dad loves you but Mom knows you

There was a family with one kid.

One day the Mom was out and Dad was in charge of the kid.

Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys.

NEW LAW PASSED

Printing on wedding cards made compulsory like on cigarette boxes

STATUTORY WARNING :

Marriage may be injurious to your PEACEFUL LIFE

ஒரு கார்ப்பரேட் நீதி கதை

ஒரு ஊரில் வியாபாரி ஒருவன் வாழ்ந்து வந்தான். தனது ஊரிலிருந்து தினமும் சரக்கு மூட்டைகளை  கொண்டு   சென்று  பக்கத்து ஊர் சந்தையில் விற்பது அவனது தொழில். இதற்காக மாட்டுவண்டி ஒன்றை அவன் வைத்து இருந்தான்.

Can a history teacher explain this

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both their wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theatre...

English Jokes (Vol 7)

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the road outside Parliament, Delhi.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's  going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire Indian politicians , and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.

Otherwise, they're going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, collecting donations".

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks...

The man replies, "Roughly 2 litres."

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Six Amazing facts:-

1. 90% of people in Myanmar don't drink milk

2. Snake's vision is up to 5 km.

3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.

4. No twins have been born till now in Switzerland.

5. Zebra doesn't have liver.

6. All these details are false.

Thanks for believing for a while

Today is not April 1, But a fool is a fool on any date.....!!!!..

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'Thank You' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a grocer comes in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week. The grocer was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'Thank You' card and a bag of fresh vegetables waiting for him at his door.

Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week. The politician was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut. 

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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What is the difference between Punya and Paap..?

Punya is a debit card :- Work first and enjoy later.

Paap is a credit card :- Enjoy first and compulsorily pay later.

But...

KARMA is a restaurant, where there is no need to place order :- We are served, what we have cooked..!

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1. What is the difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi?

Einstein said that everything is relative

where as Karunanidhi says that relative is everything.

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2. Why is Bangla Desh not sending a contingent to the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump or swim, has already crossed the border of their country.

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3. Why did the UPA Government demonetise 25 paise coins?

They could not manage one Anna, how could they manage four annas?

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4. 100 phones tapped each day per operator.

Finally we have a government that listens to us.

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5. Vote for Baba Ramdev.

He’ll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.

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6. Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance.

Then can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.

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7. Some days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense.

Other days, he is silent.

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8. I really don’t understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem.

Chemically speaking, it’s a solution.

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9. A documentary on Kingfisher planes

– Saare Zameen Par.

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Wife: Where are you?

Husband : At home love.

Wife: Are you sure?

Husband: Yes.

Wife : Turn on the mixer.

Husband : (turns mixexer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...

Wife: Ok my love goodbye.

Another day......

Suspicious Wife: Where are you?

Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure?

Husband : Yes.

Wife: Turn on the mixer.

Husband: (turns mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee...

Wife: Ok my love goodbye.

The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asks him, "Son, where is your father?"

Son: "I don't know, he went out with the mixer.

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Mukesh Ambani Asks Anil Ambani, "Can I kiss ur wife TINA?

ANIL Says, "40Ps/Min".

TINA Shouts from inside...

"Don't cheat your brother at least!

RELIANCE To RELIANCE is FREE.
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When 2 beggars meet each other  and 2 software engineers meet each other after a long time, the question asked is the same .

On which platform are u working these days?

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This happens only in Kerala and some time in TN
103 mallu passengers and only 40 meals loaded on a Dubai to Cochin flight....

The airline has bungled, and the crew are in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant has a good idea.  About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announces ...."I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers and only 40 dinners..."

When the passengers muttering had died down she continued. .."Anyone who is kind enough to give up his/her meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free unlimited liquor during  the entire duration of the flight."

Her next announcement came an hour and a half later. .."If anyone wants to change his/her mind we still have 40 dinners available...."

 

Meaning of color and your Birthday

Don't cheat, if you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom. 

1.      Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2..      Your first initial letter of name.?

3..      Your month of birth?

4..      Which color do you like more, black  or white?

5..      Name of a person of the same gender as yours..

6..      Your favorite number?

7...      Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8..      Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9..      Write down a wish (a real one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers

1. If you choose:

RED- You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back..  

Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good..

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone who loves u madly..

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will change ur life and the memories will last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4.. If you chose:

Black: Your life will  on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time, but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6 This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8.. If you chose:

Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.