Wood Cutter - A Story To Reflect On

Once upon a time, a very strong woodcutter asked for a job in a timber merchant and he got it.
 

The pay was really good and so was the work condition. For those reasons, the woodcutter was determined to do his best. His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he supposed to work. The first day, the woodcutter brought 18 trees.

 

“Congratulations,” the boss said. “Go on that way!

Meaning of Good Morning

We all say Good Morning to others. Do you know the meaning of "GOOD MORNING" ?   

G   Get up.
O   Open your heart.
O   Open your mind.
D   Dedicate your day to God.

 

M   Meditate on Gods word.
O    Optimise your faith & hope.
R    Rebuke all evils.
N    Never doubt Gods love.
I     Inspire someone
N    Nothing should scare you .
G    Go out with joy.
 

So, I say GOOD MORNING to all

Fox Is For Real

In a small village in India, a little fox told its father of his desire to eat human flesh. Next day father fox managed to get some pig meat and offered to his son. But the little fox didn't have it. Then the father fox managed to get some cow meat and offered it. The little fox declined to eat that as well.

HUSBAND - A New Meaning

Take Care Of Your Parents

This was narrated by an IAF pilot to IIT students during a Seminar on Human Relations:

 

Venkatesh Balasubramaniam (who works for IIT) describes how his gesture of booking an air ticket for his Father, his maiden flight, brought forth a rush of emotions and made him (Venkatesh) realise that how much we all take for granted when it comes to our parents. 

 

Limited Edition - The people born between 1950-1989

The people born between 1950-1989...are the blessed ones...

We are the awesome people... Our life is a living proof..........
  
We were never treated like  a pack of animals to carry our books to school.

God's Accuracy

For example:

    - The eggs of the potato bug hatch in 7 days;
    - Those of the canary in 14 days;
    - Those of the barnyard hen in 21 days;
    - The eggs of ducks and geese hatch in 28 days;
    - Those of the mallard in 35 days;
    - The eggs of the parrot and the ostrich hatch in 42 days.
    (Notice, they are all divisible by seven, the number of days in a week!)

A Tale of Two Seas

Sitting in the Geography class in school, I remember how fascinated I was when we were being taught all about the Dead Sea.

It’s so high in salt content that the human body can float easily. You can almost lie down and read a book! The salt in the Dead Sea is as high as 35% - almost 10 times the normal ocean water. And all that saltiness has meant that there is no life at all in the Dead Sea. No fish. No vegetation. No sea animals. Nothing lives in the Dead Sea.

And hence the name: Dead Sea.

Aadhar Amaze - Digital Indian

A Scene in 2020...

 

⚡Operator:  Hello Pizza Hut!

 

Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?

 

⚡Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?

M J Suresh - Personal Experience & View About Laptops/base OS

We all know Gates made a huge leap with respect to Computers at home. So does Jobs. Variations, technologies, passion added to all those. I should admit that my first computer though was on DOS, my first computer experience was on UNIX and the likes. I will never compromise Unix or its variants with anything else. Let's come to personal computers, home use etc. (I am not touching on the gadgets or smart phones).

Give Every Child Freedom To Do Their Own Thing

A story in one of the schools in Chennai where admission is considered impossible!!!

 

To get UKG admission. The child could not understand why they brought her there.. When we all were standing, the school principal started to converse with the child....yes...in English only! This is one of the most memorable interview I have ever witnessed in my life..

Here goes..

 

"What's your name?"

"Sarithra"

"Good. Tell me something you know"

"I know many things. Tell me what you want...!"

Happiness is liking what you have

You were born in a first class hospital, I was delivered at home, we both survived.

You went to a private primary school and I went to a public school, we both ended in the same high school.

You woke up from the bed and I woke from the floor, we both had a peaceful night rest.

Bullet Proof Managers

Laptop Problem

Next level of whatsapp language

Boy :- I got a new job

Girl :-

Boy :- wat

Girl:- CongRats
****

Now this one will kill you

6 Little Stories

                 
                { 1 }

ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
                 
                That's
                FAITH

In a Hospital

It Happened in a Hospital that ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday at 11 AM.

Doctors thought it is something Super Natural..

Worldwide Expert team was formed to Investigate the cause..

Last Supper

A Jew went to the Vatican and insisted on seeing the Pope.  After a long wait, the Pope showed up and asked what he can do for him.

 

The Jew said to the Pope that he was a cook, his father was a cook, his grand father was a cook, his great grand father was a cook and he comes from a family of cooks that goes back to two thousand years.

 

The Pope still asked him what he can do for him.

There is always another way to solve a problem.

Ever since Rob was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy."
 
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the psychiatrist. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
 
"How much do you charge?"

Award Winning Corn - Inspirational Story

A farmer grew award-winning corn. Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it won a blue ribbon.

 

One year a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learned something interesting about how he grew it. The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbors. “How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbors when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?” the reporter asked. “Why sir,” said the farmer, “didn’t you know?

 

If you lose your mobile phone in India

If you lose your mobile in India, it can be traced.
Nowadays each one of us carry very high end or latest Mobile devices and always fear that it may be stolen. Each mobile carries a unique  IMEI no. i.e. International Mobile Equipment Identity No which
can be used to track your mobile anywhere in the world.

This is how it works!!

Banaras Hindu University

Madan Mohan Malaviya was trying to build a good university for students to study at. But there was a lack of funds for it, so he went from town to town, met many rich people and traders to collect donations. He went to the Nizam of Hyderabad (who was then apparently the richest man in the world) to request him for funds.

Modern Panchtantra Woodcutter Story [ IT HUMOR ]

Once upon a time , there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood "the woodcutter and the axe"

He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

Mahabharat - A Discussion (Part 3)

30/05/2015, 5:31 pm - Chandrasekar :

Karna was a great Karma yogi. He lived a great life in which every action teaches a great message. I'll try to put some of the great qualities of Karna which I always admired and the things we should learn from them. 

Mahabharat - A Discussion (Part 2)

30/05/2015, 4:21 pm - Rajasekar S :

Who was Responsible for the Great War?
 

Yudhishthira had everything that one could want – four heroic brothers, a beautiful wife, a kingdom rich beyond imagination and made even wealthier by the tributes that they were able to extract from all the monarchs of the realm, powerful alliances with great kings, and a reputation for wisdom and fairness that was known the whole world.

Mahabharat - A Discussion (Part 1)

30/05/2015, 9:11 am - Sekar:

Lord Krishna and saguni who has achived their goal of demolishing Gauravas?

30/05/2015, 9:31 am - Rajasekar S :

Sekar sir naan history LA week. Deva its your area/ turn. Come on velaasu......Udu joot.

 

Center Streering

27/05/2015, 4:07 pm - V V Devanathan:

My long term doubt , Why not a car or bus designed with a center steering which can give a better control over the vehicle since the driver is in center axis.

I also understand the space constraints. Mani Sir told me he is more interested in designing a car.

Please register your opinions.

Information about type of G Networks

1G

·        Started in USA
·        Started off in 1980 used till 1992-93
·        First wireless technology
·        Speed 2.4 Kbps
·        No roaming
·        Poor quality voice
·        Battery consumption high, heavy phones
·        Based on Analog signal

Attitude - Stanford Story

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun  thread bare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walk timidly  without  an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The  secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, Country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn't even deserve to be in Cambridge. "We want to see the president," the man said softly. "He'll be busy all day," the secretary snapped.

Beyond The Call Of Duty

One stormy night many years ago, an elderly man and his wife entered the lobby of a small hotel in Philadelphia. Trying to get out of the rain, the couple approached the front desk hoping to get some shelter for the night.

New Meaning to "Life Cycle"

Its Hard to pedal a cycle, so we shift to a bike...
then we shift to more comfort, we buy a car...
because of that we develop a tummy & join the Gym.
In the Gym they again give you a cycle ...
This is called a "Life Cycle"

Same Incidents But Different Viewpoints

A famous writer was in his study room. He picked up his pen and started writing:

**Last year, I had a surgery and my gall bladder was removed. I had to stay stuck to the bed due to this surgery for a long time.

BEER VS. WOMEN

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not...
1 point for beer !

Beer is horrible, when it is hot...

1 point for women !

சுவாமி குவாட்டரானந்தா

ஒருவன் உங்கள் மீது கல்லைக்கொண்டு எறிந்தால் நீ அவன் மீது பூவை கொண்டு ஏறி........மறுபடியும் கல்லைக்கொண்டு எறிந்தால் பூத் தொட்டியோடு ஏறி…கொய்யால…அவன் மண்டை உடையட்டும்
…..சுவாமி கல்லெறி சித்தர்

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started....

25 years of married life - NOT A SINGLE CONFLICT

Recently in Bangalore a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary...

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 

25 years of married life. Media gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their

"Happy going Marriage".

Corporate Mahabarath

Who is Dronacharya:

The Mentor. The employee who doesn't like working himself but is always ready to guide and train new joiners.

Who is Bhishma:

Knowledge is worth as much as gold

During a recent robbery in Hong Kong, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: 

"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. 

Accounts department rocks

After the war, Hanumanji submitted his Travel Allowance Bill for his official tour for collecting Sanjeevani Booti to Ayodhya administration. 

The Auditor in Bill Section raised 3 objections : 

MALE LOGIC

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

இந்த நிலை மாறும்

ஒரு நாட்டின் ராஜாவுக்கு ஒருநாள் சிந்தனை ஒன்று தோன்றியது , அதாவது தனது வாழ்வில் துன்பத்தினால் இறுதியை அடைந்த ஒருவனுக்கு , அவனை காப்பாற்றக் கூடிய ஒரு மந்திரம் எதுவாக இருக்கும் ? என்பதே அந்த சிந்தனை .

மன்னனும் எவ்வளவோ முயன்றும் அப்படி ஒரு மந்திரம் என்னவென்று தெரியவில்லை , உடனே நாட்டு மக்களுக்கு பறையறிவிக்க சொன்னான்

தெரியாத விசயங்களை தெரியாதுன்னு ஒத்துக்கிறது தான் உத்தமம்

ஒரு ஊருல ஒரு முனிவர் இருந்தாரு. ஒரு நாளு அவரைப் பாக்க 4 பேரு வந்திருந்தாங்க.

முனிவர்கிட்ட அந்த 4 பேரும்”சாமி உலகத்த புரிஞ்சிக்கவே முடியலயே ,அதுக்கு என்ன வழின்னு” கேட்டாங்க.

அதுக்கு அந்த முனிவர்”தெரியலயேப்பா’ன்னு” ஒத்த வரில பதில் சொல்லிட்டாரு.

எது சொன்னா புரியுமோ அதை மட்டும் சொல்லனும்

ஒரு பெரிய குரு இருந்தார். முற்றும் துறந்தவர். எல்லாம் கற்றவர். அவரை ஒரு பிரசங்கம் செய்யக் கூப்பிட்டிருந்தாங்க.

பத்தாயிரம் பேர் வருவாங்கனு சொல்லியிருந்தாங்க. அவரை அழைச்சிட்டு வர ஒரு குதிரைக் காரன் போயிருந்தான். அன்னிக்குன்னு பார்த்து ஊரில் பயங்கர மழை. கூட்டம் கேன்சலாகி எல்லோரும் கலைஞ்சு போயிட்டாங்க.

வானொலிப் பேட்டியொன்றில் நாகேஷ்

நகைச்சுவை நடிகர் நாகேஷ் அவர்களின் தன்னம்பிக்கை மிக்க அருமையான வார்த்தைகள்...

- வானொலிப் பேட்டியொன்றில் நாகேஷ்

வானொலி: நியாயமாக உங்களுக்கு வரவேண்டிய நல்ல பெயர் மற்றவர்களுக்குச் செல்லும் போது உங்களுக்கு எப்படி இருக்கும்?

நாகேஷ்: நான் கவலையே படமாட்டேன் சார்.

How important is a father in one’s life?

Mothers are the Soul of our homes... whereas fathers are their very existence. But have we ever given much thought to the nature of this existence?

"Edison Addled" Note to Mother

One day Thomas Edison came home and gave a paper to his mother. He told her, "My teacher gave his paper to me and told me to only give it to my mother."

பெண்களும் தான் வரதட்சணை எதிர் பாக்குறாங்க

யார் சொன்னா??ஆண்கள் மட்டும் தான் வரதட்சணை எதிர் பாக்குறாங்கனு?? பெண்களும் தான் எதிர் பாக்குறாங்க!!!!

Tree Analogy

From Tyler Perry 

I have this tree analogy when I think of people in my life, be it friends, family, acquaintances, employees, co-workers, whomever...They­ are all placed inside what I call my tree test.

It goes like this:

அடமானமாய் என்ன தருவீங்க?”

ராக்கேஷ் ஒரு பேங்க்-கின் கிராமத்து பிராஞ்ச் அதிகாரி. அவனிடம் அன்று ஒரு ஆதிவாசி ஆள் லோன் கேட்டு வந்தார்.

ராக்கேஷ் லோன் அப்ளிகேஷனை எடுத்து கையில் வைத்துக் கொண்டு கேட்டான்.

“எதுக்காகப் பணம் வேணும்…?”

பொண்ணுங்க அதிக மார்க் வாங்க காரணம்?

பசங்கள விட பொண்ணுங்க அதிக மார்க் வாங்க காரணம் வயசு தான்.

பசங்க விளையாட்டுத் தனமா இருப்பானுக.

பொண்ணுங்க பதினஞ்சு வயசுலயே பக்குவம் ஆயிடுறாங்க பொறுப்பு வந்துடுது தெளிவாயிடுறாங்க.

Always Value Your Life Partner

One day, during an evening class for adults, the psychology Teacher entered the class and told students, “Let’s all play a game!” “ What Game?”

ஆன்மீக விதிகள்

பணம் சேர ,தொழில் சிறக்கப் பின்பற்ற வேண்டிய ஆன்மீக விதிகள்.

1. யாரிடம் இருந்து பணம் வாங்கினாலும் வலது கையால் கொடுக்க சொல்லி வலது கையால் வாங்கிக்கொள்ள வேண்டும்.நீங்கள் பிறருக்குக் கொடுத்தாலும் அப்படியே செய்யவும்.

லேட்டஸ்ட் ஸ்மார்ட்போன் திருக்குறள்

செல்போனில் சூப்பர்போன் ஸ்மார்ட்போன்,
அப்போன்செல்போனில் எல்லாம் தலை...
 
தந்தை மகற்காற்றும் நன்றி, சேம்சங்கில்
ஸ்மார்ட்போன் வாங்கித் தரல்...

How can I ask God "Why Me?"

Arthur Ashe, The Legendary Wimbledon Player was dying of AIDS which he got due to Infected Blood he received during a Heart Surgery in 1983! He received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why did God have to select you for such a bad disease??"

To this Arthur Ashe replied:

Family Problems?

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.

One of them kept complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems?

சாவே வரக்கூடாது

ஒரு ஊர்ல குப்புசாமின்னு ஒருத்தன் இருந்தானாம். அவனுக்கு சாவே வரக்கூடாதுன்னுரொம்ப காலமா கடவுளை வேண்டி தவம் இருந்தானாம்.

ஒரு நாள் கடவுள் நேர்ல வந்தாராம்“பக்தா என்ன வரம் வேண்டும் கேள்” அப்படின்னு கேட்டாராம்.. குப்புசாமியும் ரொம்ப ஆர்வமா“கடவுளே எனக்கு சாவே வரக்கூடாது”ன்னுகேட்டானாம்..

“சரி பக்தா அப்படியே ஆகட்டும்”னு சொல்லிட்டுகடவுள் மறைஞ்சு போய்ட்டாராம்.

குப்புசாமி ரொம்ப சந்தோசமாகிட்டுவீட்டுக்கு போய்ட்டு இருந்தானாம்.

வழியில யாரோ ஒருத்தர் குப்புசாமியை கவனிச்சுக்கிட்டே வந்து “உங்க பேரு என்ன?ன்னு கேட்டாராம்.. அதுக்கு குப்புசாமி அவனோட பேரை சொல்லமுடியாம “குப்புமி” “குப்புமி” “குப்புமி”ன்னு சொன்னானாம்.  

பாவம் கடைசிவரை அவனுக்கு ”சா” வே வரலையாம்… 

சாமியின் background voice.. 

 "வரம் கேக்குற உனக்கே இத்தன அதப்புனா குடுக்குற எனக்கு எவ்ளோ இருக்கும்"