Brilliant Suggestion

A man approached a Gujarati in Ahmadabad Railway Station.

“Sir, I have lost my purse and all my money in it. I need Rs150 for rail ticket and another Rs 50 for the bus fare to reach home. Will you help me?

Gujju gave this brilliant suggestion.

“Does your family have a mobile phone?

“Yes sir!”
“Take my mobile. Call your family. Give my mobile number. Ask them to recharge Rs200 for my phone. Take Rs 200 from me after that.”

Can anyone beat a Gujju in business sense?

What is Bonus?

Initially there was a concept of salary to be given on weekly basis to the workers in India. But when Britishers started ruling India they came up with concept of Monthly salary. 

Therefore,  if we consider 4 weeks in a month, 13 salaries should be distributed and as per monthly structure they were giving only 12 in a year.

A LETTER FROM A GIRL TO JRD TATA IN 1974

This is the stuff legends are made of....

THE GIRL WRITING AS HERSELF....

It was probably the April of 1974. Bangalore was getting warm and gulmohars were blooming at the IISc campus. I was the only girl in my postgraduate department and was staying at the ladies' hostel. Other girls were pursuing research in different departments of Science. I was looking forward to going abroad to complete a doctorate in computer science. I had been offered scholarships from Universities in the US... I had not thought of taking up a job in India.

Beautiful letter written by a father to his son

Following is a letter to his son from a renowned Hong Kong TV broadcaster and Child Psychologist.

The words are actually applicable to all of us, young or old, children or parents.!  This applies to daughters too. All parents can use this in their teachings to their children.

நம்மால் முடியும் என்று முதலில் நாம் நம்பவேண்டும்

ஒரு நிறுவனத்தின் தலைவருக்கு தன் நிறுவனத்தில் சில தவறுகளால் 50 கோடிகள் நஷ்டம் ஏற்பட்டுவிட்டது. மிகவும் சோர்ந்து போய் அருகில் இருந்த பூங்காவிற்கு சென்று அங்கிருந்த சிமெண்ட் பெஞ்சில் அமர்ந்தார்.

Every husband is a farmer by default

His survival solely depends on 'agree'culture...

And 'agree'culture increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)

பெரியவர்களை ஒருமையில் அழைப்பதற்கு மூன்று காரணங்கள்

குட்டிஸ் சில அப்பாவை என்டா அப்பா என அழைப்பதை காண்கிறோம். இப்படி பெரியவர்களை ஒருமையில் அழைப்பதற்கு மூன்று காரணங்கள் உண்டு.

மிகுந்த பாசம், மிகுந்த கோபம், அறியாமை.

ஆனால் காளியை ஒருமையில் அழைத்த மகாகவிகள் இருவர். பாரதத்தின் தென்கோடியில் ஒருவர், வடகோடியில் ஒருவர்.

களித்தானைக் காரணம் காட்டுதல்

களித்தானைக் காரணம் காட்டுதல் கீழ்நீர்க் 

குளித்தானைத் தீத்துரீஇ அற்று 

கலைஞர் உரை: குடிபோதைக்கு அடிமையாகி விட்டவனைத் திருத்த அறிவுரை கூறுவதும், தண்ணீருக்குள் மூழ்கிவிட்டவனைத் தேடிக்கண்டுபிடிக்கத் தீப்பந்தம் கொளுத்திக் கொண்டு செல்வதும் ஒன்றுதான். 

Management Training

A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, 'Me want coffee.'

PROSTATE HEALTH AWARENESS

I am here to speak with ± 40 years old men but the healthcare enlightenment is for everyone.

There is no woman who does not know a man 40 years and above – father, uncle, brother, son, friend, neighbor, colleague….

Dynamite King Dies

About a hundred years ago, a man looked at the morning newspaper and to his surprise and horror, read his name in the obituary column. The newspapers had reported the death of the wrong person by mistake. His first response was shock.

God & The Little Soul - A conversation......

You may choose to be any Part of God you wish to be,” I said to the Little Soul. “You are Absolute Divinity, experiencing itself. What Aspect of Divinity do you now wish to experience as  You?”

“You mean I have a choice?” asked the Little Soul. And I answered, “Yes, You may choose to experience Any Aspect of Divinity in, as, and through you.”

“Okay,” said the Little Soul, “then I choose Forgiveness. I want to experience my Self as the Aspect of God called Complete Forgiveness.”

A Short Story Narrated by Swami Vivekananda

Swami Vivekananda always condemned weakness in any form. A short story narrated by the Swami on the true worth of things-which we normally think as 'all good things 'conveys the truth.

Possessions last only till possessiveness lasts..

Some children were playing beside a river. They made castles of sand, and each child defended his castle and said, “This one is mine.” They kept their castles separate and would not allow any mistakes about which was whose.

Vitamins F

Why do we have a variety of friends who are all so different in character?  How can we get along with them all? I think that each one helps to bring out a "different" part of us.

The 99 Club

The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for that extra one, telling themselves: 'Let me  get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life.'

We all hold life membership in this club. Don't we?

Relationship with God

A rich landowner named Carl often rode around his vast estate so he could congratulate himself on his great wealth.

One day while riding around his estate on his favorite horse, he saw Hans, an old tenant farmer. Hans was sitting under a tree when Carl rode by.

A woman's tale.........

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely I can't look that old.". Well . . . you'll love this one...

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

SURPRISE PACKAGE

A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"

"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"

"I'm Jim."

"Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??"

"Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!"

Striking Up a Conversation

Two strangers are sitting in adjacent seats in airplane.

One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

THE MONKS' SECRET

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He  goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke  down. Do you think I could stay the night?  The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car.  

Welcome @ My Water Bowl

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

TWO QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Question 2:

WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN WHEN WE PRAY?

I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "This is the Receiving Section". Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received.  

Lesson from Buddha

Buddha, one day, was on deep thought about the worldly activities and the ways of instilling goodness in human. The following is the text of conversation between him and his disciple.

One of his disciples approached him and said humbly " Oh my teacher ! While you are so much concerned about the world and others, why don't you look into the welfare and needs of your own disciples also."

Congregational Prayer

A voyaging ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men on it were able to swim to a small, desert like island.

Story - Feelings, Emotions, Prosperity, Knowledge, Time & Love

Once upon a time all feelings and emotions went to a coastal island for a vacation. According to their nature, each was having a good time. Suddenly, a warning of an impending storm was announced and everyone was advised to evacuate the island.

Discovering True Fear

A sultan decided to travel by sea with some of his favorite courtiers. They joined the ship in Dubai and sailed out into the open sea.

Develop Trust

Does your wife trust you this much?  If your answer is No. or if you are doubtful, it's time we reevaluate our trust in God!!!

Silence the Mind

There once was a farmer who discovered that he had lost his watch in the barn. It was no ordinary watch because it had sentimental value for him.

A boy with his parents was travelling in their car. Father was driving and son was sitting in the back. Dad was driving this car very carefully because it was quite dear to him.

"PERCEPTION" : It's Perception...

THE SITUATION:

In Washington, DC, at a Metro Station, on a cold January morning in 2007, this man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes.  During that time, approximately 2,000 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.  After about 3 minutes,  noticed that there was a musician playing.  He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds, and then he hurried on to meet his schedule.

About 4 minutes later:

What is Ideal Sleep?

Ranjan Das, CEO and MD of SAP-Indian subcontinent died after a massive cardiac arrest in Mumbai recently.

One of the youngest CEOs, he was only 42. What killed Ranjan Das?

He was very active in sports, was a fitness freak and a marathon runner. After his workout, he collapsed with a massive heart attack and died. He is survived by his wife and two very young kids. It was certainly a wake-up call for corporate India. However, it was even more disastrous for runners.

Three envelopes

A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down, met with him privately & presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said.

Masterpiece on Economics

One day a tourist comes to the only hotel in a debt ridden town in Kenya. He lays a 100 dollar note on the table & goes to inspect the rooms.

Self-respect comes with Self-reliance

Dr. A P J Abdul Kalam does it again… what he always does best ! Read out his below speech of last month. Hats off to this man. We want men like him to be our CM, PM & President!!..but more importantly, citizens like him.

Dr. Abdul Kalam's ‪Letter to Every Indian

Why is the media here so negative?  Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our achievements?

Why do you cry again and again on the same worry

Charlie Chaplin told the audience a wonderful joke and all the people started laughing...

Charlie repeated the same joke and only few people laughed..????

He again repeated the same joke but this time no one laughed...??????

ஐந்து பெரிது, ஆறு சிறிது – கவிஞர் வைரமுத்து

“சீ மிருகமே!” என்று மனிதனைத் திட்டாதே

மனிதனே எந்த விலங்கும் இரைப்பைக்கு மேலே இன்னொரு வயிறு வளர்ப்பதில்லை. எங்கேனும் தொப்பைக் கிளியோ தொப்பை முயலோ பார்த்ததுண்டா ?

எந்த விலங்குக்கும் சர்க்கரை வியாதியில்லை தெரியுமோ? பறவைக்கு வேர்ப்பதில்லை

அன்பு இல்லாதவர் போல இருந்தாலும்

மாலையில் நடைப் பயிற்சியை முடித்துக் கொண்டு அந்த தம்பதியினர் வீட்டுக்கு நடந்து வந்து கொண்டிருந்தனர். வரும் வழியில் ஒரு கயிற்றுப் பாலம் ஒன்று இருந்தது. சற்று இருட்டியதால் இருவரும் வேகமாக நடக்கத் தொடங்கினர்.  

Interesting Facts - 4

1. Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left ?

When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich.  Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left.  Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right !  And that's where women's buttons have remained since.

2. Why do ships and aircraft use 'mayday' as their call for help ?

T.Nagar Andrum Indrum

A book  on  'T.Nagar  Andrum  Indrum'  authored   by   Nalli   Kuppusamy. 

 Some  interesting  points :

1)  T.Nagar   was  planned   in  1923-25.

2)  T.Nagar  was  a  big   lake  in  1916. Names  like  Lakeview  road in  Mambalam,  lake  area  in  Nungambakkam  at  present  prove  this.

3)  Only  one  person  by  name  Subramaniyam   Iyer  owned  hundred   acres  of   land   in  T.Nagar   in  1920s.

Typical Conf. Calls In IT Corporates

Caller1: Hi, this is Dheeraj from Wintel Team.

* Silence * waiting for others to Join*

Caller2: Hi, this is Ajay from Backup & Storage Team.

English Jokes (Vol 9)

Difficult To Understand Girls

Few days back when she called me I was having food

She got angry that i didnt ask her to join me..

Extract from Tony Blair's new book

'I had regularly started jogging out of Downing Street . On each run I happened to jog past a hooker (prostitute) standing on the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension I would brace myself as I approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty Pounds!" she would shout from the kerb.

Please recharge your account and try again

A guy was in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her. One night around at 10, he gathered some courage & sent her a text with these honest words... "Doreen, I love you, Plz reply & tell me how you feel."

A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night so he decided not to check the message until the next morning when he's less tense and in better senses. So he went to sleep. When he woke up the next day he prayed seriously about the message for good news, went about doing his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took a bath, dressed himself up then climbed into bed and picked his phone to read the message on his phone.

This was the response he read: "Dear customer you have insufficient balance to send this message.  Please recharge your account and try again".

Height of misunderstanding in a Chinese Call Center

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

After Engagement

Girl : From now on, you must stop looking at girls.  You are committed now!

Boy : Oho what do you mean.....If I'm on diet, does it mean that I can't look at the MENU . . ?

Hostel Rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.

"The female hostel will be prohibited for all male students, and the male hostel prohibited to the female students.

Two Female Parrots

A lady goes to a saint one day and tells him, "Guruji, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the saint inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

அழகான ஒரு கிளிக்கு மேரேஜ்

அழகான ஒரு கிளிக்கு மேரேஜ் பண்ண ஒரு போட்டி வெச்சாங்க.

அதுல எல்லா பறவைகளும் கலந்துக்கிடுச்சு.

போட்டில காக்கா ஜெயிச்சுடுச்சு.

Paint my Porch

Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a ‘handy-man’ and starts looking for some work in an up-market colony nearby.

He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?” the owner says.

At Sieflex Factory

 

 

Sitting (L-R) Thiyagarajan (Milling), Murugesan, Dhanasekar, TBK, TBK

Standing (L-R) TBK, Arul, TBK, Venkatesh, Raj driver, Anand, TBK, Sampath (CNC), George, GSNM Rao

At Parsn Sieflex Office

Standing (L-R) Ajay, Zackir, Karthikeyan, Bhaskar, Suresh, Raja, Daniel, Sudhakar, Seetha, Pushpa

Sitting (L-R) Anbu, Sivasubramanian, Lakshman, Sampath

Knowing where to tap

An engine in a factory failed.

 

The owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure how to fix the engine.

 

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing engines since he was young.

 

He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work.

நான் உண்ணும் உணவில் விவசாயின் உழைப்பு இருக்கிறது

பாகுபலி இயக்குனர் ராஜமெளலி 1000 கோடி ரூபாய் செலவில் மகாபாரதம் திரைப்படம் எடுக்க போகிறராம்.பிரம்மாண்டம் பொழுதுபோக்கு,நல்ல திரைப்படம்,இந்திய சினிமாவை வேற நிலைக்கு எடுத்து செல்வது.

IT Abbreviations

1.) GOOGLE : Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
2.) YAHOO : Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle .
3.) WINDOW : Wide Interactive Network Development for Office work Solution
4.) COMPUTER : Common Oriented Machine Particularly United and used under Technical and Educational Research.

மனைவியை மடக்க சில யோசனைகள்

1. மாமியார் விரதம் இருக்கும் போது ” உங்க அம்மா ஏன் அடிக்கடி விரதம் இருந்து உடம்ப வருத்திகராங்க?”னு அக்கரையா கோப படனும்(கொஞ்சம் நடிங்க பாஸ்..)

 

2. டீவியில நகைகடை விளம்பரம் போகும் போது “அந்த டிசைன்ல ஒரு செயின் உனக்கு ஒன்னு வாங்கனும் “னு அவுத்து விடனும்”

ஆண்கள் கவனத்திற்கு

(மனைவியுடன் பொது இடங்களுக்கு செல்லும்போது உஷார்.)

அந்த நாய்..!!

குமாருக்கு அந்த நாயைக் கண்டாலே எரிச்சலாக இருந்தது. அது அவன் மனைவி வளர்க்கும் நாய். ஒரு நாள் அதைக் காரில் ஏற்றிக்கொண்டு போய், இரண்டு கி.மீட்டர் தள்ளியிருந்த ஒரு பூங்காவில்  விட்டுவிட்டு வந்தான் குமார் . ஆச்சர்யம்..!

அவனுக்கு முன்னால் வீட்டில் இருந்தது அந்த நாய்..!!

God bless your naughty mind

It's the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul !!!

Do it on bed,

on a sofa,

in the car

or anywhere !!!

English Jokes (Vol 8)

A Columbian, Russian, Arab and a Parsi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors' Dinner.

Columbian Drug Lord: "I have loads of money.... I want to buy the world's 10 rarest pens."

Russian: "I am a billionaire... I want to buy the world's 20 most highly valued antique watches."

என்ன கொடும சார் இது.

என்ன கொடும சார் இது..

உங்க வீட்டுல எறும்பு நெறைய இருக்கா? அத குறைக்க easy யா ஒரு வழி,….

சர்க்கரைல கொஞ்சமா மிளகாய்தூள் கலந்துக்கனும். அத எறும்பு, சக்கரைன்னு நெனைச்சி சாப்பிட்டுடும். அப்ப, அதோட நாக்கு. காரத்துல எரியும். உடனே எறும்பு என்ன பண்ணும் தெரியுமா? 

Any asshole can be your Boss

When the body was first made, all parts wanted to be the Boss. There arose and argument and it was concluded that each part should give a reason for which it should be the boss...

The Brain said I, because I decide. The Feet said us and so did the Heart Lungs, Hands, and Eyes, each giving their reasons

Finally the Asshole said I should be the Boss. All the parts started laughing. So the Asshole went on strike, blocked itself, and refused to open. In a short time, the Hands cranked, The Eyes blurred, The Ears emitted hot air, The Brain got heavy, The Heart and Lungs panicked... So they all agreed that the Asshole should be the BOSS

MORAL OF THE STORY

1. Every one, no matter who you are or how little you're regarded has his/her own value.

2. It doesn’t matter how talented you are, any asshole can be your Boss..

Always think about studies first

A Boy was in a speeding bus, suddenly the driver applied the break...he fell on a girl and...ki***d her.

GIRL: Hey! what are you doing?

BOY: Engineering and you?

She smiled and said B.Sc. Computer science

(Moral lesson: Always think about studies first)

Where is Larry's bar?

Man : Doctor, Every night my wife goes to Larry's Bar and sleeps with anyone who proposes her! 

Doctor : Relax..............Take A Deep Breadth.................Calm Down........Have Some Water...............And Now Tell Me..................................Where is Larry's bar??

What a Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, "How about that! I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer said. "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."

Interview at the Ship

A candidate was being interviewed for a job on a ship. He was questioned by the captain and other high officials.

The captain asked, “What do you do in the face of a storm, when your ship, is being swayed to a direction where it should not head to?"

The candidate said, “Simple, I will throw out an anchor" The captain affirmed, “That's right, but what if another storm breaks? “I will throw another anchor," said the candidate.

The captain said, “Correct, but what if the third storm has to hit ? Candidate said, “The same, I will throw out another anchor" “But from where are you getting these anchors?," asked the captain “From where you get your storms!," said the candidate

Our Mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big french kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

20 Million Dollar Inheritance

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll Inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Do it the way Wife told you

Three men were hiking through a forest...when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.  

Poof!!!  

God gave him big arms and strong legs...

Govinda....Govinda

A group of teenage monks was visiting Kashi with their guru, there were too many girls around, their Guru told them "if you find yourself disturbed by the sight of any beautiful girl just chant 'Govinda Govinda' so that you don't get diverted", Guru left the disciples there and went on his duties.

Ten minutes passed, one of the monk said "Govinda! Govinda!" the rest of the group asked where? where? where?

Food Shortage

A Worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant, In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant, In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant, In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant, In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant, In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant, And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!

Never cheat your on your wife

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor.

Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when he woke up he expects her to be really angry with him. He prays that they should not have a fight.

He finds a note near the table…”Honey..Your favorite break fast is ready on the table,

Don’t copy if you can’t paste

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”

There was laughter and applause..

A week later, a businessman, trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.  He was a bit foggy after a drink. 

Today is Jim's birthday

So his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.

At the club -

DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you?

WIFE: How does he know you?

JIM: We play Golf together!

BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim?

WIFE: And how does he know you?

JIM: He's on the Bowling Team!

HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?

The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her, into a taxi!

TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?

Today is Jim's funeral.

Awesome answer by a kid

Who are lizards?

They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young

What is a Pizza..?

Dasha Hara - Ten Bad Qualities

Dasha Hara is a Sanskrit word which means removal of ten bad qualities within you
Kama vasana (Lust)
Krodha (Anger)
Moha (Attachment)
Lobha (Greed)
Mada (Over Pride)
Matsara (Jealousy)
Swartha (Selfishness)
Anyaaya (Injustice)
Amanavta (Cruelty)
Ahankara (Ego)
It's also known as 'Vijaydashami' which means Vijaya over these ten bad qualities.
Happy Dussehara!

What is the signifiance of Mahalaya Amavasya?

GURUDEV : Actually this Amavasya is dedicated to the departed souls.

When you leave this body you are guided into another world by a set of Devas or Angels. Pururava, Vishvedeva - these are their names. They come and guide you from one level to another level.
Mahalaya Amavasya is the day when you remember all the departed souls and thank them and wish peace for them.

Anjali....Anjali....

A man visits a mental hospital. He sees a patient with torn clothes & unkept hair shouting "Anjali....Anjali...."

He asks the assistant about the reason for his behavior.  Assistant says the patient used to love a girl called Anjali but couldn't marry her. So he became mad.

 

The man visits next ward. There also he sees another patient with torn clothes & unkempt hair shouting "Anjali.....Anjali..."

The man looks at the assistant. The assistant says...."This one..... MARRIED that Anjali"

IF " ENGINEERING COLLEGE " is the sponsor for ICC World Cup-2015

Then rules for the players will be:

1.Cheer girls must wear saree's.

2.Audience Should come only in formal's.

3.Players should wear their ID card.

4.No haircolors,T-shirts,cooling glasses.

5.Audience should not make any noises,whistles, dance or clap.

6.Players should not permitted without clean shave.

7.Players must collect their prizes or cups at staff room after 3.45 pm.

8.If any player is duckout, they hve to bring parents nd meet HOD

Who is Poor? Who is Rich?

A wealthy woman goes to a saree store and tells the boy at the counter "Bhaiya show some cheap sarees. It is my son's marriage and I have to give to my maid."

After sometime, the maid comes to the saree shop and tells the boy at the counter "Bhaiya show some expensive sarees. I want to gift my Mistress on her son's marriage"

Poverty is in the mind or in the purse?

At an Old Folks Home - A Touching Story

The son decides to admit the father in an Old Age Home as desired by the daughter-in-law.

He brings his father in the car to an Old Age Home run by a Christian priest.

The receptionist gives different choices like TV, AC, Veg./Non-Veg, etc.

Father says No TV, AC, etc.

விலைமதிப்பற்ற வாழ்க்கை

ஒரு பிச்சைக்காரன் விலை உயர்ந்த வைரத்தை வழியில் கண்டெடுத்தான் அதன் மதிப்பு என்னவென்று தெரியாமலே அதை தன்னுடன் இருந்த கழுதையின் காதில் மாட்டிவிட்டான்.