What is a Corporate Life?

1.  I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
*         Scanner
*         Printer
*         Xerox Machine

2.  I learnt to use 3 High End Software:

*         Microsoft Word
*         Microsoft Excel
*         Microsoft PowerPoint

3.  I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-

*         Ctrl+C
*         Ctrl+V
*         Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very important words for professional life:-

*         Yes sir
*         Ok sir.
*         I'll Just Do That sir

5.  When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: -

*         Wake Up early
*         Sleep late
*         Continue to Work

6.  I learnt to: -

*         Face Monday
*         Fight For next 5 Days
*         Wait For Sunday

7.  I learnt to give reasons to family, friends and relatives for not making

*         Phone Calls
*         Messages
*         Mails

8.  I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-

*         Birthday
*         New Year
*         Festivals

9.  At the end, People say:-

*         You Learnt...
*         You Earned...
*         You Enjoyed...

10.  But when I compare me with my self...

*         I just Sustained...
*         I just Tolerated...
*         I just Survived... for bucks

11.  I have survived:-

*         For convenience of my Family...
*         To avoid blame of Society...
*         To get tag of employment...

12.  When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.

*         I learnt to Rejoice...
*         To be Happy...
*         To Smile..

Dedicated to The Corporate Rat Race