During a
recent robbery in Hong Kong, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the
bank:
"Don't
move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in
the bank laid down quietly.
This is
called "Mind Changing Concept" Changing the conventional way of
thinking.
When a lady
lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please
be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is
called "Being Professional"
Focus only
on what you are trained to do!
When the
bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):
"Big
brother, let's count how much we got."
The older
robber rebutted and said:
"You
are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count.
Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is
called "Experience"
Nowadays,
experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the
robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police
quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait!
Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70
million that we have previously embezzled from the bank".
This is
called "Swim with the tide"
Converting
an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The
supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every
month."
This is
called "Changing priority"
Personal
Happiness is more important than your job".
The next
day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20
million.
The robbers
were very angry and complained:
"We
risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million
with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to
be a thief!"
This is
called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
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