Man O Man!

When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;

When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;

Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!

When without money,

wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.

When without money,
Wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
Secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like a rich man;

When has money acts like a poor man.

Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!

Says share market is bad,

but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.

Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.

Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging;

Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means.