At Dinner Little Johnny Was asked To Lead In Prayer.
Little Johnny : “But I Dont Know How To Pray?”
Dad : “Just Pray for your Family Members, Friends and Neighbours, The Poor, Etc” Little Johnny started the Prayer :
Dear Lord, Thank you for our visitors and their Children, who finished all my Cookies and Ice Cream. Bless them so they wont come again. Forgive our Neighbor’s Son, Who removed my Sister’s clothes and Wrestled with her on her Bed. This coming christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked Ladies on my Daddy’s Computer and Provide shelter for the homeless man who use Mom’s room When Daddy is at work.
Amen
Dinner was cancelled
Little Johnny : “But I Dont Know How To Pray?”
Dad : “Just Pray for your Family Members, Friends and Neighbours, The Poor, Etc” Little Johnny started the Prayer :
Dear Lord, Thank you for our visitors and their Children, who finished all my Cookies and Ice Cream. Bless them so they wont come again. Forgive our Neighbor’s Son, Who removed my Sister’s clothes and Wrestled with her on her Bed. This coming christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked Ladies on my Daddy’s Computer and Provide shelter for the homeless man who use Mom’s room When Daddy is at work.
Amen
Dinner was cancelled
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