Tuesday, 6 October 2015

BEER VS. WOMEN

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not...
1 point for beer !

Beer is horrible, when it is hot...
1 point for women !

A cold beer satisfies you...
1 point for beer !

For a beer, you pay taxes...
1 point for women !

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry...
1 point for beer !

You can always be sure that, you are the first one opening a beer...
1 point for beer !

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself...
1 point for beer !

You know exactly how much a beer costs...
1 point for beer !

A beer does not have a mother...
1 point for beer !

A Beer won't ask you to hug it for half an hour after having it...
1 point for beer !

So the Score is...
Beer 8;  Women 2.

If you are a woman reading this and getting angry, know that a beer would never get angry...
1 more point for beer !!!

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