President Obama and the Canadian PM are shown a time machine which can see 50 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question.
Obama: What will the USA be like in 50 years? The machine gives a printout which reads: The country is in good hands under the new President, José Fernandez.... crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. Vice President Jin Tao has declared Chinese language mandatory in all USA schools. There are no worries.
Canadian PM: What will Canada be like in 50 years’ time? The machine gives a printout. The PM just stares at it.
Obama: Tell us what it says?
Canadian PM: I can't! It's all in Punjabi!!
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