Wednesday, 30 September 2015

Watching TV - Husband Wife Joke

A couple watching an IPL  match on the TV together. After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have an actor brother

Wife: What about Bruce Lee
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.

Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter.

Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?

Husband: He is signaling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over?

Wife: How many runs to win?
Husband: 72 in 36 balls

Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband turns off the TV

Wife turns it on and watches ‘parasparam'
Husband: Who is this deepthi...?

Wife: ningada kunjammede.. molu...
How many times have I told you.. Don't disturb me when m watching TV..

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