A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After
five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret
Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should
be in the movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have an
actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an
Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in
just two minutes.
Husband: No. It is called action
replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to
win this one.
Husband: It is not India. It is
Bangalore vs Kolkatta
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for
a helicopter.
Husband: He
is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for
the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
Husband: He is signaling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the
game over?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Husband: 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs
in 1 ball
Husband turns off the TV
Wife turns it on and watches
‘parasparam'
Husband: Who is this deepthi...?
Wife: ningada kunjammede.. molu...
How many times have I told you..
Don't disturb me when m watching TV..
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