Thursday, 1 October 2015

SOME WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either. 
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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