Rajesh and Mona flying
to Australia to celebrate their anniversary when suddenly, over the PA system, the Pilot announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad
news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency
landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be
able to land on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued as it is a
totally unknown island. So we may have to live on the island for the rest of
our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands
safely on the island.
An hour later after deep thought, Rajesh turns to his wife
and still shaken from the crash landing, asks
"Mona, have we
paid our Credit Card dues yet?"
"Oh, No! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,"
"And Did you send cheque for the auto loan this
month?" he asks.
"Oh! Forgive me, Rajesh," begged Mona. "I
didn't send that one, either."
Rajesh grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 20 years.
Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why are you kissing me?"
Rajesh: Thank you Honey. We are Saved! "HDFC & ICICI
will definitely find us!"
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