Wednesday, 30 September 2015

Oh Sorry, Wrong Number

HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh

SERVANT picked the phone.

HUSBAND: Give the phone to my wife

SERVANT: But she is with her husband in the room

HUSBAND: But I'm her husband 

SERVANT: What should I do now ??

HUSBAND: Kill both of them.. I'll give 50 lakh, Go do it now

After killing..

SERVANT: what should I do with the bodies ?? 

HUSBAND: Put them in the swimming pool and run away

SERVANT: But there is no swimming pool in our house. 

HUSBAND: Is this 45678922 ?? 

SERVANT: No this is 45688922  !!!
 
HUSBAND: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number

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