Don’t copy if you can’t paste

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”

There was laughter and applause..

A week later, a businessman, trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.  He was a bit foggy after a drink. 

He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife.”

The wife went: “Aahhhh!” with shock and rage..

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the businessman finally blurted out “…and I can’t remember who she was.”

By the time the businessman regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing for internal injuries

MORAL : The moral of the story is "Don’t copy if you can’t paste"