English Jokes (Vol 8)

A Columbian, Russian, Arab and a Parsi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors' Dinner.

Columbian Drug Lord: "I have loads of money.... I want to buy the world's 10 rarest pens."

Russian: "I am a billionaire... I want to buy the world's 20 most highly valued antique watches."

Arab: "That's nothing! I am a rich prince... I intend to purchase the world's top 50 Vintage cars."

Then they wait for the Parsi to speak...

He stirs his tea, bites into his Bun Maska, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip,  back with hands on the head and softly says..

"I am not selling."

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First bench doing job and last bench doing business. Truth of school life.

A first bench student knows the answer of every problem.

But, a last bench student knows how to face every problem..

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When TV came to my house. I forgot how to read books.

When the car came to my doorstep, I forgot how to walk.

When I got the mobile in my hand, I forgot how to write letters.

When computer came to my house, I forgot spellings

When the Ac came to my house, I stopped going under the tree for cool breeze

When I stayed in the city, I forgot the smell of mud.

By dealing with banks, I forgot the value of money.

With the smell of perfume, I forgot the fragrance of fresh flowers.

With the coming of fast food, I forgot to cook dal and rice.

Always running around, I forgot how to stop.

And lastly when I got whatsapp, I forgot how to sleep.

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Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom

While Taking Bath

and a Boy Near the Keyhole

is Using His Ears Not His Eyes. 

Yes...true music lover indeed!!!

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ECG if u go out with wife

/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend

_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...

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2 friends, "see" & "saw":

1 day "see" saw sea & "saw" didnt see sea.

"See" saw sea and jumped in sea.

"Saw" didnt see sea but jumped in sea.

"See" saw "saw" in sea & "saw" saw "see" in sea.

"See" "saw" both saw sea & both "saw" & "see" were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise our brain..!

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A girl & boy were sitting alone,

that boy started touching the girl,

Girl : don't touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.