A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman,
and ordered glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, "How about that! I just
ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer said. "This
is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too. I am also
celebrating," said the woman."
"What a coincidence!" said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses, he asked, "What are you
celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and
today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence!" said the man "I'm a
chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are
all laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" said the woman "How did your
chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, "What a
coincidence!"
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