Who are lizards?
They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks
when they were young
What is a Pizza..?
A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher
education
What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.
A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate, then he took
another one and then another ...
A man next to him said, "Do you know that too much of
it will damage your teeth??"
The boy replied, "My grandfather lived for 132
years"
The man asked , "Was it because of eating
chocolate?"
The boy replied, No,
he was always minding his own business!
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