Intelligent Husband

Wife was busy in packing her clothes.

Husband - Where are you going ?

Wife - I'm moving to my mother.

Husband also starts packing his clothes.

Wife - Now where are you going ?

Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.

Wife - And what about the kids ?

Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.

Clothes unpacked

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Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby :  "My boss said go to hell!"

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Doctor : How is your headache ?

Patient : she's out of town.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:

       (1) Mobile

       (2) Automobile

       (3) TV

       (4) Wife

Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.         

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.
     
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,  but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q - You know why women love shoes? 👠

Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜

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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗

Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..

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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..

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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..

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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?

Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..

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The woman who invented the phrase ...

"All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....
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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument.

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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.

WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife!