Conversation Between Software Engineer And His Wife

Husband - Hey Dear, I Am Logged In.

Wife - Would You Like To Have Some Snacks?

Husband - Hard Disk Full.

Wife - Have You Brought The Saree.

Husband - Bad Command Or File Name.

Wife - But I Told You About It In Morning

Husband - Erroneous Syntax, Abort, Retry, Cancel.

Wife - Hae Bhagwan !Forget It Where's Your Salary.

Husband - File In Use, Read Only, Try After Some Time.

Wife - At Least Give Me Your Credit Card,I Can Do Some Shopping.

Husband - Sharing Violation, Access Denied.

Wife - I Made A Mistake In Marrying You.

Husband - Data Type Mismatch.

Wife - You Are Useless.

Husband - By Default.

Wife - Who Was There With You In The Car This Morning?

Husband - System Unstable Press Ctrl, Alt, Del To Reboot.

Wife - What Is The Relation Between You & Your Receptionist?

Husband - The Only User With Write Permission.

Wife - What Is My Value In Your Life?

Husband - Unknown Virus Detected.

Wife - Do You Love Me Or Your Computer?

Husband - Too Many Parameters.

Wife - I Will Go To My Dad's House.

Husband - Program Performed Illegal Operation, It Will Close.

Wife - I Will Leave You Forever.

Husband - Close All Programs And Log Out For Another User.

Wife - It Is Worthless Talking To You.

Husband - Shut Down The Computer.

Wife - I Am Going

Husband - Its Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.